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QuantumEraser
fedia.io
QuantumEraser@fedia.io Joined: 2026-09-07 |
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Blibittyblah
futurology.today
Blibittyblah@futurology.today Joined: 2026-10-25 |
I really love the emdash. I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me—cunts. |
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raman_klogius
ani.social
raman_klogius@ani.social Joined: 2024-06-22 |
I really love the emdash. I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me—cunts.
Rebel. Start using triple em dashes⸻see? |
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Blibittyblah
futurology.today
Blibittyblah@futurology.today Joined: 2026-10-25 |
Rebel. Start using triple em dashes⸻see?
Fu———ck yeah. |
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theneverfox
pawb.social
theneverfox@pawb.socialJoined: 2023-06-29 |
I really love the emdash. I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me—cunts.
Turns out AI learned from humans, who learn from the writings they're exposed to It's an endless cycle, and we're only in the first revolution |
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Blibittyblah
futurology.today
Blibittyblah@futurology.today Joined: 2026-10-25 |
Turns out AI learned from humans, who learn from the writings they're exposed to It's an endless cycle, and we're only in the first revolution
And one solution would be to just turn off all grammar and spell check and let people’s fat fingers and inability to spell let them stand out as the human. Oh boy. |
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staircase
programming.dev
staircase@programming.dev Joined: 2025-05-11 |
I really love the emdash. I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me—cunts.
This reads like Haiku |
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ryannathans
aussie.zone
ryannathans@aussie.zoneJoined: 2023-09-20 |
It's probably about to drop off. Opus 5.5 isn't outputting em dashes in work produced anymore |
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ElChinchilla
lemmy.world
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-08-14 |
And one solution would be to just turn off all grammar and spell check and let people’s fat fingers and inability to spell let them stand out as the human. Oh boy.
Greta jda |
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CentipedeFarrier
piefed.social
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social Joined: 2025-11-21 |
And one solution would be to just turn off all grammar and spell check and let people’s fat fingers and inability to spell let them stand out as the human. Oh boy.
On the plus side, drunk people would have a MUCH harder time starting arguments.. |
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Obituarykidney
lemmy.world
Obituarykidney@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-04 |
This reads like Haiku
It could be a haiku. They don't need to be 5-75 syllables. It's more about an observation or a moment of clarity/realisation. The first two lines set up a concept or image, and the third line closes out the thought, usually with contrast. Just have to structure it properly. I really love the emdash, I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me. Cunts. |
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FerretyFever0
fedia.io
FerretyFever0@fedia.io Joined: 2025-05-30 |
And one solution would be to just turn off all grammar and spell check and let people’s fat fingers and inability to spell let them stand out as the human. Oh boy.
I did that over a year ago. It was always misinterpreting what I was trying to say and fucking it up, so this is honestly way better. |
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Catoblepas
lemmy.blahaj.zone
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2023-06-13 |
It could be a haiku. They don't need to be 5-75 syllables. It's more about an observation or a moment of clarity/realisation. The first two lines set up a concept or image, and the third line closes out the thought, usually with contrast. Just have to structure it properly. I really love the emdash, I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me. Cunts.
You have been reading much longer haikus than I have 😜 |
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rklm
lemmy.dbzer0.com
rklm@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-08-02 |
I've been using linux for 18 years, but since reviewing the Open Slopware list I've been making a lot of changes. FreeBSD ticks almost every box I need it to. It runs Plasma, it runs Steam/Proton (through a thin compatibility layer that enables a lot of other linux software), it can be set up immutably and has superior containerization natively via jails. It even supports XDG compliance. But there is no support for changing voltage or clock rate on any amd gpu (maybe any gpu at all) and no driver support for my newer amd gpu at all. It honestly feels like how linux used to feel back in the day 😅 I don't think I'm gonna jump ship just yet. The recent ai code fiasco that happened in the linux kernel (race condition, regression, vacation) was averted by the team of talented human developers who reviewed Linus' code. I am choosing to have faith that it will be ok for a while... given there are few alternatives. That being said, I think I might finally be ready to hop on the fuck-sysyemd train. I was able to look past the megalomaniacal tendencies of the dev because the tools were so convenient, but the AI PRs and code review pushes me over the edge. I am gonna configure a daily driver in Artix soon. Edit: I should note, FreeBSD also has some AI code issues. But the linux-libre kernel might not. Something like Hyperbola (GNU/Linux-libre) might be more appropriate for someone who is trying to avoid ai code strictly. |
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kibiz0r
midwest.social
kibiz0r@midwest.social Joined: 2023-07-14 |
Recursive self—emprovement |
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Obituarykidney
lemmy.world
Obituarykidney@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-04 |
5-75 You have been reading much longer haikus than I have 😜
That's how you know that comment isn't ai. No dash. |
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marcos
lemmy.world
marcos@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
We have to ride it for long enough so that a microkernel inevitably becomes the better option. Maybe L4? IDK, but it's something that makes this kind of choice irrelevant. |
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floofloof
lemmy.ca
floofloof@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-16 |
This reads like Haiku
Oh, that reminds me: is Haiku still a slop-free OS? |
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Vik
lemmy.world
vikingtons@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-12 |
I've been using linux for 18 years, but since reviewing the Open Slopware list I've been making a lot of changes. FreeBSD ticks almost every box I need it to. It runs Plasma, it runs Steam/Proton (through a thin compatibility layer that enables a lot of other linux software), it can be set up immutably and has superior containerization natively via jails. It even supports XDG compliance. But th...
can you elaborate on the recent fiasco you mentioned? I totally missed the news on that |
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BlonksClown
lemmy.world
BlonksClown@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-07-07 |
It’s not just Linux, it’s GNU + Linux |
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/home/pineapplelover
lemmy.dbzer0.com
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-30 |
It’s not just Linux, it’s GNU + Linux
It says Linux Kernel |
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QuantumEraser
fedia.io
QuantumEraser@fedia.io Joined: 2026-09-07 |
It’s not just Linux, it’s GNU + Linux
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as GNU + Linux, is in fact, Linux |
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grue
lemmy.world
grue@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
As an actual human who uses em dashes --- or usually, two or three hyphens that turn into an em dash in Markdown --- I feel personally attacked. |
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lobut
lemmy.ca
lobut@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-13 |
As an actual human who uses em dashes --- or usually, two or three hyphens that turn into an em dash in Markdown --- I feel personally attacked.
aren't those regular dashes? em dashes seem just a bit longer |
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Shadow Glider
piefed.blahaj.zone
Shadow_Glider@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-06-09 |
It says Linux Kernel
It's a joke about common LLM-gen-AI text patterns |
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paraphrand
lemmy.world
paraphrand@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-12 |
aren't those regular dashes? em dashes seem just a bit longer
N dashes. They are as wide as an n. M dashes are as wide as an m. |
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JusticeForAll
lemmy.world
JusticeForAll@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-26 |
And one solution would be to just turn off all grammar and spell check and let people’s fat fingers and inability to spell let them stand out as the human. Oh boy.
Ya except the internet called everyone grammar nazis for caring. |
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rklm
lemmy.dbzer0.com
rklm@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-08-02 |
can you elaborate on the recent fiasco you mentioned? I totally missed the news on that
Linus introduced a race condition and a regression with a AI generated code, then handed off fixing the problem to someone else because he was going on vacation. Fiasco might have been an exaggeration, but it's still pretty lame. |
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Blibittyblah
futurology.today
Blibittyblah@futurology.today Joined: 2026-10-25 |
On the plus side, drunk people would have a MUCH harder time starting arguments..
So, I’m guessing you don’t meet too many drunk people… |
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Blibittyblah
futurology.today
Blibittyblah@futurology.today Joined: 2026-10-25 |
Oh, that reminds me: is Haiku still a slop-free OS?
Slop and driver free |
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soupcon
lemmy.blahaj.zone
soupcon@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-10-12 |
As an actual human who uses em dashes --- or usually, two or three hyphens that turn into an em dash in Markdown --- I feel personally attacked.
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TrickDacy
lemmy.world
TrickDacy@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-27 |
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No. |
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recursive_recursion
piefed.ca
recursive_recursion@piefed.caJoined: 2025-06-06 |
Linus introduced a race condition and a regression with a AI generated code, then handed off fixing the problem to someone else because he was going on vacation. Fiasco might have been an exaggeration, but it's still pretty lame. https://lkml.iu.edu/2610.1/13698.html
Great
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TrickDacy
lemmy.world
TrickDacy@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-27 |
Linus introduced a race condition and a regression with a AI generated code, then handed off fixing the problem to someone else because he was going on vacation. Fiasco might have been an exaggeration, but it's still pretty lame. https://lkml.iu.edu/2610.1/13698.html
Not what happened. I'm not digging it up but this story has been debunked repeatedly |
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whelk
retrolemmy.com
whelk@retrolemmy.comJoined: 2025-06-04 |
Man, I miss when Linux felt like a refuge. It's always been flawed of course but now it feels like everyone in positions of influence are embracing the awful |
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abbadon420
sh.itjust.works
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-28 |
Soom we'll all be on omarchy |
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filcuk
feddit.uk
filcuk@feddit.uk Joined: 2026-06-23 |
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Confidently incorrect. Read a book now and then. |
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6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣
lemmy.world
69420@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-28 |
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What does this say about how LLMs plan their sentences? |
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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠
programming.dev
ChairmanMeow@programming.devJoined: 2023-08-16 |
Linus introduced a race condition and a regression with a AI generated code, then handed off fixing the problem to someone else because he was going on vacation. Fiasco might have been an exaggeration, but it's still pretty lame. https://lkml.iu.edu/2610.1/13698.html
This was caught during review, so nothing was "introduced" quite yet. And there's no indication that Linus wouldn't have produced a race condition (a notoriously more easy to miss kind of bug) without the use of AI tools. It's only being exaggerated so much because he used AI. |
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ThirdConsul
lemmy.zip
ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-01-03 |
Not what happened. I'm not digging it up but this story has been debunked repeatedly
Literally you got hit with an linux mailing list saying this is what happened? |
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AwesomeLowlander
sh.itjust.works
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-07-12 |
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Bless your — illiterate — heart. |
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Axolotl.cpp
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2026-10-01 |
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Read a book ✨ |
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bort
sopuli.xyz
bort@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2024-02-19 |
when using a monotype font, shouldnt n and m dashes look the same even? |
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14th_cylon
lemmy.zip
14th_cylon@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-29 |
when using a monotype font, shouldnt n and m dashes look the same even?
The graphical representation does not matter, they are still different character |
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Ooops
feddit.org
Ooops@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-07-06 |
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Sure. You can totally avoid them. Just by using very basic sentences. The same is true for a lot of puctuation. But that doesn't make your sentences planned better but is simply a sign of limiting yourself by avoiding any complexity. |
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spankysalmon
fedinsfw.app
spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app Joined: 2026-02-28 |
So, I’m guessing you don’t meet too many drunk people…
Ypu think I cant spell drunk amd anget huh bitcj!? |
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nehal3m
lemmy.zip
nehal3m@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-04-14 |
Man, I miss when Linux felt like a refuge. It's always been flawed of course but now it feels like everyone in positions of influence are embracing the awful
It’s getting harder to justify the inconvenience of going off the beaten path if that path is turning into the same slop as the commercial ones. |
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sudoer777
lemmy.ml
sudoer777@lemmy.mlJoined: 2021-02-18 |
It says Linux Kernel
🟥 Linux Kernel — CORRECTED: NOT GNU/Linux |
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Ooops
feddit.org
Ooops@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-07-06 |
Recursive self—emprovement
No, that's just using an em dash wrong in the place where a hyphen belongs. |
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SapphironZA
sh.itjust.works
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-02-24 |
Personally the only part I have seen is documentation is now vibe coded, where in the past, it was autism coded. |
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spankysalmon
fedinsfw.app
spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app Joined: 2026-02-28 |
N dashes. They are as wide as an n. M dashes are as wide as an m.
But what is em? |
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