Happy wife, happy life. If you make a party girl your wife, better let her party occasionally or she’s gonna make your life hell.

Sincerely,

Aliens, probably

This is neither a a source nor an avenue of inclusiveness that I was aware of previously, but it's got the right spirit. I'm on board.

Predator built the pyramids to share this wisdom.

I guess that's a different way to walk like an Egyptian.

I'd replace annoyed for irritated, but otherwise 100% accurate.

I've always said that marriage is about finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. And more recently, that polyamory is about finding the people you want to annoy for as long as it lasts. So far, both are working out wonderfully.

What is the fourth symbol on row 499 supposed to be? Because i know what i see, but that cant be it

Well, the Victorians called it ‘man sitting with his knees up’, but given that they were massive prudes and ancient Egyptians… weren’t, it’s possible it’s exactly what you think it is.

For some reason I thought this would be a pop-song meme after starting with "if you marry a party girl"

Getting ready for the party.