RetroFed Forums
Your home away from modern life.
Search Categories Forum list Register Log in
About RetroFed
RetroFed

Welcome to the nostalgia-filled piefed instance of yesteryear.

Open Registration with Application questionnaire.

If you have a question or comment you can post in !meta@retrofed.com or message @DosDude@retrofed.com or @Die4Ever@retrofed.com

In case of downtime and/or emergency, we will post updates on @DosDude@mastodon.social

Some rules we try to uphold:

  • Be civil. Bigotry is not welcome. This includes (but is not limited to): transphobia, queerphobia, racism, ageism and ableism. We do not promote hate.
  • Communities need to be Retro or Retro-adjacent.
  • Please don't upload pornographic content. (use an external image host for that)
72 registered users
Administrators: DosDude, Die4Ever
Visit retrofed.com
Always be prepared
Post Reply RetroFed Forums Forum Index » Lemmy Shitpost
AuthorMessage
TrackShovel lemmy.today TrackShovel@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-06
Quote
235   Original
FiniteBanjo feddit.online FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
Joined: 2025-12-23
#2 · Quote Reply

I think it has more to do with the consequences of being unprepared than the odds of it happening at all.
4
Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
#3 · Quote Reply

Given my medication situation, I'd rather have the wings anyway.
5
vision lemmy.blahaj.zone vision@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-10-01
#4 · Quote Reply

Hawthorne or Red Dragon?
4
marcos lemmy.world marcos@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#5 · Quote Reply

You can have more than one thing in your wallet...
5
StillAlive piefed.world StillAlive@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-11-09
#6 · Quote Reply

Based
3
MelodiousFunk lemmy.zip MelodiousFunk@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-07
#7 · Quote Reply
marcos wrote:
You can have more than one thing in your wallet...

opens wallet

MÖTH
15
Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
#8 · Quote Reply

Keep both. You can stuff the leftovers in the Buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese, or BBQ flavored condom and take it to go.
5
Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
#9 · Quote Reply
marcos wrote:
You can have more than one thing in your wallet...

I just have a moth sometimes, but it flies out when I open my wallet to make sure there's no money in it.
5
Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
#10 · Quote Reply
vision wrote:
Hawthorne or Red Dragon?

🎵

got a pocket full of Hawthornes,

p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.
5
CalypsoGirl lemmy.today CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-08-15
#11 · Quote Reply

Moist owlette 🦉
12
CuddlyCassowary lemmy.world CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#12 · Quote Reply
FiniteBanjo wrote:
I think it has more to do with the consequences of being unprepared than the odds of it happening at all.

Yeah, licking your fingers instead of using a condom is well… honestly I’ve never tried it. Probably doesn’t prevent pregnancy though. Likely not STIs either.
2
Hal piefed.nz Hal@piefed.nz
Joined: 2026-09-02
#13 · Quote Reply
CuddlyCassowary wrote:
Yeah, licking your fingers instead of using a condom is well… honestly I’ve never tried it. Probably doesn’t prevent pregnancy though. Likely not STIs either.

How often do chicken wings appear where there isn't a bathroom where you can go and wash your hands?
1
Post Reply
Back to top
Powered by RetroFed · PieBB frontend · All times are Europe/Amsterdam