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perishthethought piefed.social perishthethought@piefed.social
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Ad for a mail order copy of the Necronomicon book, the most incredible book of all time

The long lost sorcerer's handbook, compiled in 800 A.D. by the "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazzred lives on in the mythos of H.P. Lovecraft...

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SGforce lemmy.ca SGforce@lemmy.ca
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If it 'ain't bound in human fleah, it 'ain't the real thing

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thisbenzingring lemmy.today thisbenzingring@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-11-29
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There's some good stories in this collection... I might have to give it a go again

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Apathy Tree lemmy.dbzer0.com ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-23
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I have a necronomicon :) My friend got it for me as a housewarming gift many many years ago.

Mine is a lot thicker than that one, though? I’d love to see one of these in person to compare them.

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ZoteTheMighty lemmy.zip ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-27
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$50 in the 90s for a book...these guys knew their objective for sure.

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nightwatch_admin lemmy.world nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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For those interested, this is the so-called Simon Necronomicon. It’s a peculiar thing and not the real one, if there ever was. Still mighty fun.

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wrinkledoo sh.itjust.works wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-03-28
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I have a necronomicon :) My friend got it for me as a housewarming gift many many years ago. Mine is a lot thicker than that one, though? I’d love to see one of these in person to compare them.

Multiple people wrote a "necronomicon" the most famous one(Which might be this one, it looks similar), is Simon's Necronomicon. It got the most traction as a tool for chaos magic despite being panned(like every other necronomicon) as being a fraud.

So you might have a different necronomicon from a different author.

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BeigeAgenda lemmy.ca BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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KLAATU... VERATA... N--... necktie...

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RebekahWSD lemmy.world RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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Looks really cool!

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arctanthrope lemmy.world arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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Multiple people wrote a "necronomicon" the most famous one(Which might be this one, it looks similar), is Simon's Necronomicon. It got the most traction as a tool for chaos magic despite being panned(like every other necronomicon) as being a fraud. So you might have a different necronomicon from a different author.

despite being panned(like every other necronomicon) as being a fraud

is there any indication that it was ever a real book, even apocryphally? I thought it was wholly invented by Lovecraft, did he get it from somewhere else? and if not, what does it mean to be a "fraud" of an entirely fictional book?

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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For those interested, this is the so-called Simon Necronomicon. It’s a peculiar thing and not the real one, if there ever was. Still mighty fun.

I have read it. It is lame. The only cool part is that sigil on the cover.

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
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There's some good stories in this collection... I might have to give it a go again

No stories here, unfortunately. Just a bunch of wack-ass spells.

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Rothe piefed.social Rothe@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-25
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despite being panned(like every other necronomicon) as being a fraud is there any indication that it was ever a real book, even apocryphally? I thought it was wholly invented by Lovecraft, did he get it from somewhere else? and if not, what does it mean to be a "fraud" of an entirely fictional book?

It was invented by Lovecraft. The authors cashing in on it by writing versions of it are all from long after he had died.

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red_bull_of_juarez lemmy.dbzer0.com red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-05
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Might not be the real thing, but it does come with an orb to ponder.

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Libb piefed.social Libb@piefed.social
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I can't imagine the utter disappointment of the undoubtedly many customers receiving their order an unpacking it: the real Necronomicon was supposed to be bound in human skin while this one is in mere leather (real or faux?) ;)

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Libb piefed.social Libb@piefed.social
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If it 'ain't bound in human fleah, it 'ain't the real thing

Damn (if I dare say so), I was grilled ;)

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eodur piefed.social eodur@piefed.social
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I have read it. It is lame. The only cool part is that sigil on the cover.

Yeah, to do anything cool you need that pesky copper dagger of inannu

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Zos_Kia jlai.lu Zos_Kia@jlai.lu
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despite being panned(like every other necronomicon) as being a fraud is there any indication that it was ever a real book, even apocryphally? I thought it was wholly invented by Lovecraft, did he get it from somewhere else? and if not, what does it mean to be a "fraud" of an entirely fictional book?

Yeah fraud is the wrong word for this as there is no original book. At least Simon's was written by a guy who did practice ritual magic and was somewhat recognized in the NY occult scene. I don't know about the others so they may be more obvious cash grabs.

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thisbenzingring lemmy.today thisbenzingring@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-11-29
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No stories here, unfortunately. Just a bunch of wack-ass spells.

Oh I thought it was this collection of short stories https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1335019.Necronomicon

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EnmebaraGuesser piefed.ca EnmebaraGuesser@piefed.ca
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despite being panned(like every other necronomicon) as being a fraud is there any indication that it was ever a real book, even apocryphally? I thought it was wholly invented by Lovecraft, did he get it from somewhere else? and if not, what does it mean to be a "fraud" of an entirely fictional book?

I thought it was wholly invented by Lovecraft

Yeah I think that's right. Here's a wikipedia entry. Lovecraft invented it and developed a fictional history for it, but he never wrote it as a book. It was a fictional book that made appearances in the mythos of his actual books.

I've read a bunch of Lovecraft, and enjoyed most of it. IMO he was shit at character development, but fantastic at creating a mythos and foreboding atmosphere of evil lurking just under the surface.

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