🎵 I don't wanna be an old man anymore,

Been a year or two since I was out on the floor,

Shaking booty making sweet love all the night,

It's time I got back to the good life. 🎵

My favorite band in high school died in drunken motorcycle crashes 20 years before I was born

Tell me what's my age again

In the end, we all hear Him calling for us. Doot Doot... Doot Doot...
 

jokes on you've they've...

well shit, they weren't doing that they were making songs about dying.

Although napalm death... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5_AtVKQFv8

TFW you see danse macabre in the wild.

Greetings, fellow geezer! Let's have a brewski on the porch and yell at kids to get off our lawn.

My favourite band has revised their song "40 years then death" to "14 years then death". Because, you know, that's all that's left.

Although it's crazy they're like 70 years old and two of them stagedived onto me this month.

My favorite band from back in highschool got into psychedelics, picked up one of my other favorite drummers, and then started doing weird ass concept albums about death and political theatrics/conspiracy stuff. They lost me for a couple years with this one mediocre radio rock album but then leaned heavily into prog before just going experimental and kinda genre agnostic.

Their new stuff is almost good enough for me to not clown on them for making an nft powered fan club.

If your favourite band from college was The Cure, it was always inevitable. Robert Smith was born for moaning about the miseries of a lifetime’s losses and regrets.

No they're not, they broke up before i even finished high school