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That's got to be playing on hard mode.

It's the sound of a broken ankle and falling face-first onto the floor.

But if you wear them to a party and some jerk pushes you into the pool, you're golden

Underwater defense stiletto.

I was in a band of that name. We mostly played Bikini Kill covers and Polish language doom metal.

Wow, small world, that's pretty cool!

A look that says, hey aquatic friends, it’s just underwater chic.

I feel like the sound of the toe hitting the ground would be spelled "pap."

Fr or shitpost?

Great comment either way

I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.

Imposter! Youre not viking hippie!

Get outta here emu shoo

Pretty sure FKA Twigs was wearing these

First guess: Slovakia

Second Guess: only when hungry

Third guess: I made it up

Especially because the front of the "shoe" doesn't have the weight on the balls of the feet or the toes. It looks like your toes would be dangling just above where the front of the shoe meets the floor, with all the weight on your heel.

These are ridiculously badly designed high heels on top of them being a silly joke. Just look at the angles and how a persons feet would sit in them. Super uncomfortable, not reasonably walkable.

Looks good, looks good...

I wanna see the outtakes from Honey Don't with these things instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXpg-G_Prw

Wow! 😍

There's a song about this:

https://youtu.be/XPOmBIqk7TI

I already heard it, I used to work in an office with a woman PM that had a taste for expensive shoes.

My favourite were the backwards high heels, where there was no heel, but a part jutting backwards from the balls of her feet.

You'd know she was snooping around the dev bullpen because you'd hear the CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

"hightide heel" they nailed the title