No, no... Dracula owned a castle because he was a Count, not because he was a vampire. There are vampire stories where the vampires are in crappy crypts and stuff.

You're right, how could I forget this classic.

Still vampires have long lives and are more privileged to earn generational wealth.I feel they are probably all landlords or some other 'job' that doesn't require any work.

Wow, that's so precisely what I said that I'm guessing I saw that meme before.

And you're right - seems like a vampire has to be a real loser if he can't invest a little money to make himself comfortable over hundreds of years.

Wow, that's so precisely what I said that I'm guessing I saw that meme before.

Let’s bring the cuntiness down a few clicks. It’s a popular meme, we all know it wasn’t an original thought on your part.

Cuntiness? Really?

There are lots of ways thoughts and information come to a person besides memes. I didn't say it was an original thought but, no, I didn't remember the meme, and I was surprised to see the exact words.

I think you're reading a lot of sarcasm where none was intended...

Lets not forget that Van Helsing owns an entire line of footwear

As someone pointed out, vampire stories are left-wing (bloodsucking aristocratic elites parasitising the common people), while zombie stories are right-wing (the horrible masses rising up and causing mayhem)

Hard to have a day job when you literally can't be out during the day.

I'm proud to be a horrible mass!

You know young vampires who were turned within the last few decades are thrilled with work from home. They don’t have that nest egg yet, gotta grind it out. Before they were limited to graveyard shift, but this opens up so many possibilities!

Ah, yes, even the immortals these days have to grindmax. 🫩 Wheee.

Don't forget the shit-tastic straight-to-video flicks. 😅

You shut your mouth, those flicks are prime material!

As teachable moments for learning what good cinema isn't, sure. 🤣