That one on the top right looks a little unhinged but I love it

Cute meme but don't cut your capsicum down the middle. Cut the segments off leaving behind a little tree and the seeds all stay contained, and you avoid the bitter white stuff. Saves a ton of effort while prepping.

I think I've seen Spongebob's Patrick looking like that.

Top left, I can see it in those eyes

he wants me

But yours doesn't look like a face at all

That's a lot more cuts, which all need to be quite precise, and it leads to a lot more waste than simply cutting it into halves or quarters and pulling out the pith and seeds, which only takes a coupke of seconds once you have the knack.

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Someone awhile back did a whole photo montage book about putting eyes on food