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The Picard Maneuver
lemmy.world
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-22 |
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Rhaedas
fedia.io
Rhaedas@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-03 |
They're getting very sneaky with getting that invite. Isn't a welcome mat also enough to technically work? |
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TheJesusaurus
piefed.ca
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-10-20 |
Nearly got me with that invite |
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TheJesusaurus
piefed.ca
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-10-20 |
They're getting very sneaky with getting that invite. Isn't a welcome mat also enough to technically work?
I have to assume a welcome mat is not sufficient. It wouldn't hold up if someone broke and entered who wasn't a vampire, they'd be tresspassing |
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crank0271
lemmy.world
crank0271@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
CHOMP |
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tetris11
feddit.uk
tetris11@feddit.ukJoined: 2025-02-17 |
They're getting very sneaky with getting that invite. Isn't a welcome mat also enough to technically work?
If it's a garfield welcome mat, then either the presence of a cat or you holding a bowl of lasagne at the door implies entry |
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irish_link
lemmy.world
irish_link@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-03 |
Turns out I failed this test and would be dead. I just assumed I would then get to become a vampire but seeing the comments i realize I would be dry as a bone. :) |
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Sir. Haxalot
nord.pub
SirHaxalot@nord.pubJoined: 2026-02-03 |
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BougieBirdie
piefed.blahaj.zone
Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-07-19 |
I have to assume a welcome mat is not sufficient. It wouldn't hold up if someone broke and entered who wasn't a vampire, they'd be tresspassing
I've heard a story - possible urban legend - about police using a welcome mat to justify entering someone's home without a warrant Your security is only as secure as the interpretation of a bloodsucking leech, but honestly I'd rather take my chances with the vampires |
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lemmy.world
69420@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-28 |
I have to assume a welcome mat is not sufficient. It wouldn't hold up if someone broke and entered who wasn't a vampire, they'd be tresspassing
Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on vampire law, and see who comes out the victor. |
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JustPlainDave
lemmy.zip
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-09-09 |
DO NOT LET THEM IN! |
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TheJesusaurus
piefed.ca
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-10-20 |
If it's a garfield welcome mat, then either the presence of a cat or you holding a bowl of lasagne at the door implies entry
Unless it's monday |
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quill7513
anarchist.nexus
quill7513@anarchist.nexusJoined: 2026-06-12 |
They're getting very sneaky with getting that invite. Isn't a welcome mat also enough to technically work?
you'll meet a lot of Appalachians whose doormats are not welcome mats for exactly this reason |
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
lemmy.world
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on vampire law, and see who comes out the victor.
No, Victor's from that other story. |
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criticon
lemmy.ca
criticon@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-07-06 |
They're getting very sneaky with getting that invite. Isn't a welcome mat also enough to technically work?
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DontTreadOnBigfoot
lemmy.world
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-01 |
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Ginny [they/she]
lemmy.blahaj.zone
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-16 |
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M137
lemmy.today
M137@lemmy.todayJoined: 2026-04-17 |
DO NOT LET THEM IN!
Alternative title to "let the right one in". |
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crank0271
lemmy.world
crank0271@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
I've heard a story - possible urban legend - about police using a welcome mat to justify entering someone's home without a warrant Your security is only as secure as the interpretation of a bloodsucking leech, but honestly I'd rather take my chances with the vampires
How many dogs do vampires kill annually? I rest my case. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
They're getting very sneaky with getting that invite. Isn't a welcome mat also enough to technically work?
Mine says "OUTSIDER FUCK FUCKING OUTSIDERS SUCK" |
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Etterra
discuss.online
Etterra@discuss.online Joined: 2024-12-10 |
Me: No, no you may not. Good day. Vampire: That's a hurtful thing to say to a vampire. Me: So is "I have garlic and wooden stakes," so fuck off. As an aside I actually have wooden stakes, the kind you get at the garden center for plants. |
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DrSoap
lemmy.world
DrSoap@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-16 |
you'll meet a lot of Appalachians whose doormats are not welcome mats for exactly this reason
I want to meet a lot of Appalachians! |
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