You are NOT just trying to have a peaceful subway ride if you brought a licking machine at elbow height.

Yeah. A subway is not a place to want to feel a lick from behind you.

In the 1 second it takes to turn around and see what it was, your mind imagined all the worst case scenarios already.

"I'M SO SORRY! I SWEAR IT WAS HIM!"

• Corgi owning man with elbow-licking fetish

Pups just gotta give everything a quick sniff and lick test to make sure not food. Can’t let an opportunity go to waste.

Which one is real?

Pug is real

Stop taking dogs everywhere! If a dog licked my elbow randomly do you know what I'd do? I'd develop a painfully itchy rash!

I looked it up. Pug is real. My bad.

Fucking wild 😩

What if I bring a dog but I do the elbow licking?

better than in the bathroom

But why? Would does one gain by changing the dog?

While true, it is also not a place to lick things and people.

An opportunity to the belicked

Pug is cuter too (I'm biased). Pug will definitely lick anything within licking distance.

Depends who I am with.

Corgiritto

The group that shared the image (in the original post) is called "Corgi Club." They can't post a pug to the Corgi Club.

Though whether it was changed for the sake of the club, or it was changed previously but then shared by the club, who knows?

when you're pooping alone

The cake is still a lie, though

That lady could learn a thing or two from huge charcuterie guy tbf..

Poseidon 😳

poseidon kissed in the elbow??? that's impressive

Good doggo lol

Don't encourage the perpetration of inbreeding so bad that it causes serious health issues. Pugs can barely breathe ffs.

Don't make assumptions. I'm an active advocate in the retropug movement to fix this very issue.

I'd LOVE a retropug! They're so damn cute

No you're not

If you are serious I can make recommendations.

How is a corgi going to fit in a tote bag.

I mean why wouldn't we assume you said your biased against the pugs.

Lizard brain don't care for reason

Against? Never!

Moderately interested. I live in an apartment and I've always said that I wouldn't get a dog unless I had a yard. However that possibility seems to be vanishing so I might need to make concessions

Pugs at least are small and my apartment is big enough it could have zoomies. If there was an opportunity to adopt one I'd have a very hard time saying no. I'm in the Pacific Northwest if you know of anyone out this way, I can at least look them up

(The thought of laying in bed cozy with a sleepy pup is making my heart melt. I haven't had a dog for many years now and I very much miss having one)

Why did someone go through the trouble of creating two versions of this picture?

What in the A/B testing fuck is this? Is any of this real?

In general the US is not great with retropug breeding. The AKC is a perpetrator of brachycephaly. In the US there are some cross bred mutt retropugs though. The most serious purebred retropugs (look up retromops, you'll get more hits) are primarily from Germany, Denmark, and Sweden. Some breeders will even deliver them to you. Therese Rodin is one of the more vocal advocates and she can help you. She has even made a few recommendations for one off breeders in the US. Supporting a true retromop breeder is a great thing, but it will be an expensive endeavor from the US. There are some pug rescues though - not a lot, but they exist. This will likely lead to a more traditional pug but you're not directly supporting a bad breeder, you're just helping out an animal that was the victim of irresponsible breeding and that's an honorable thing.
True retromops with nice healthy snouts tend to be quite active and while they will lounge around your place, they'll also need a lot more regular exercise than a sleepy AKC standard pug.
Pugs are amazing dogs, ever day you can come home to an animal that will act like he's seeing his very best friend after being apart for years.
If you are looking at breeders, ask about the BOAS scoring of the dog's parents - you want 0 or 1 and you'll want to look at the parents with mature snouts and make sure they don't look too flat-faced. The snout on the puppy is usually pretty obvious as well.

AI magic

Incredible reply, thank you!

I did notice a derth of retropug programs in the US as I've looked them up over the years. It seems I'll need to wait on a healthy-snouted pug. I'm a big proponent of adoption; when the time's right I'll start looking

Good luck! Dogs are like kids though, even the weird ugly ones will bring you joy. If a pug isn't in the cards soon, look for a different apartment friendly rescue and later a retropug could become it's adopted sibling perhaps - they tend to get along very well with other dogs!

Unfortunately the cat distribution system is trying very hard to put one in my life, but I have birds and that just wouldn't be fair to either

If the dog distribution network worked the same I'd be set