I'm both those things tho. Books are dangerous.

Edit: thankfully i don't read that good

I am very hungry, but I don't think I could justify calling myself a caterpillar.

After you lay off the junk food and eat a nice green leaf. And get a good night's sleep for once.

I am in fact a stinky cheese man though. Who do I blame for that?

I am somehow not a space captain nor a magical girl.

I doubt they could even explain that book

I can trace a lot of the major changes in my life to books. Read banned books.

Can someone explain this person's comment to me? I can't read

But maybe a cat fighting wars? A dragon riding kid?

A good night's sleep? I don't know, sounds kind of gay.

Honesty now I am curious if a book called "This book will make you kid trans" would sell as a gag gift.

The BIble Turned My Kids Trans: The Musical

Should've put two spoiler tags for that doozie

Rooting for you to get there one day

It's only a problem for people who always do what they're told.

Imagine dragon.

On the other hand, I do feel like I connect to Mr. Bucket on a spiritual level.

Why am I not a brown bear just chilling out looking at shit?

I need answers.

My kid cut off my arms to build a house after reading The Giving Tree. Checkmate, libs!

Seven nuclear missiles.

If you told me this was something Andrew Tate has said in the past year, I wouldn't even question it.

I'm pretty hungry, though.

If a trans and/or gay character in a story can turn your kids trans and/or gay, then why isn't literally every person cis and straight?

God I wish I was a toad with an adventurous frog friend who gently encourages me out of the house.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda

Most people are aware that sexuality is not a choice (I mean, who would choose to be LGBTQ+ in a society that treats them so badly?).

So, why would they accuse books of turning someone gay? Because it shows the reader that they don't have to hide who they are. That's it. They are afraid that their children won't suppress their sexuality and suffer in silence like a 'good' Christian, Muslim, or whatever religious person should.

My body's looking increasingly worm-like, too

So, I've heard all about potter "turning the kids to satinists", but what book is "turning the kids trans"?

I am looking for new books to read

you can not become a caterpillar but you can become trans though

I know a few books that turn people into complete assholes. They all talk of a magical man in the sky.

Malazan?

All those Pern books, wasted.

Honestly how would it not

Why am I not a lowly worm flying an apple helicopter?

Well, that's simple. You're the helicopter. /j