Might be high end fashion.

Really expensive clothes look like poor people clothes.

Like you spilled bleach in your shirt.

Idk.

Who’s to say it’s “his” cum rag? The brother might just be borrowing it. We should, as a community, stop being so quick to jump to conclusions. Smh.

It’s probably a dog

*dogs be slobbery and it can be easy to overlook if you own a slobbery dog
(I’m not a fan of dogs for this reason, sorry friends :( )

That’s not even slightly satirical, that’s been true for decades. Ever since the first pair of ripped jeans.

I've also stopped caring if the baby pukes a bit of milk on my shirt. Quick wipe, on with the day.

I never understood the idea of a wank sock or a cum rag. What's wrong with toilet paper? Why are you keeping your old cum, you dirty fuckers?

You mean Zendaya’s cum rag.

Most of the time, somebody has a slobbering pooch.

This one hasn't heard of the cum box

Oh god, the shoebox. I have reddit trauma.

"How did they even see my socks?!" - Tom reading the article

Or the jar...

He has kids?

Why not wank into a flannel?

Yes, hence the need for the cum rag

Fine, if you're washing it after.

I can’t speak for all guys, but I can easily fire through toilet paper and Kleenex.

Angry seagulls will definitely do that to a shirt

Derelicte

What kinda shit-ass tp do you buy

It’s the expensive Charmin, I don’t want my fingers poking through lol.

Have you heard of folding, Mr Bullet Spunk?

What about the coconut?

No guarantee this is the right answer, but it is common for celebrities to wear just shitty dirty looking clothes to ruin paparazzi photos. Since they look dirty, they sell for less and then there's less demand.

Oh I do, 3 folds is a must, so 6 ply.

There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.

Maybe a birb with diarrhoea?

I think you're very correct, I see this type of shit all the time with expensive clothes.

Seagulls take WAY bigger shits. His head would be covered.

Cumconut?

Try an actual washcloth or towel sometime. Way more comfortable and just overall better than toilet paper imo. Throw it in the laundry after use. In total, it's not gross, it's more comfy, and it's arguably more environmentally friendly.

I mean there's no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren't jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that's how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.

That's probably a $300 T-shirt, not joking. For a guy like that, $300 is like me spending $1 on a shirt at the flea market because I like it.

Infants will up your "disgusting" index quite a bit. I still never got used to snot and thank gods my kids didn't do that much. Shit? I can man up and deal. Snot? 🤮

I saw a YouTube video about "why do rich people want to dress poor".

And I think the main take away was that poor people are more hip. So they think it makes them look cool.

And that ultimately they don't want people to think they are snooty rich people because this makes them a target.

I have met rich kids at the last university I attended and I can say that rich kids are much more boring people. They have no interesting stories. No sage advice to share with classmates that came from a hardship or traumatic experience.

They are bland as fuck. And I think they know it.

A friend of mine used to call them "white bread/bred"

We are both white. But these type of people are like clueless to how the world works. No concept of being down and out.

For instance I had complained to a fellow student at said university that I was nervous about losing funding and how to afford rent and they said with complete sencerity...

"Dani, just get a credit card "

Like , how could I be so dumb?. Of course. Just get a credit card. Or better yet, have my parents get me one.
I can't believe I didn't think of that.

But that's a legit example of what I mean by being completely clueless.
And this wasn't some 18 year old. This was grad school. So another student in their mid to late 20s said this to me.

Same as wearing the exact same boring outfit every day so every photo looks like any other Wednesday

Using sandpaper to jerk off is fabulous.

Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and then deposit it in the toilet.

Which would be odd behavior for celebrities who notify the paparazzi in advance of where & when they'll be someplace.

Welsh?

This sounds fake and gay. Real men wear their cum with pride, pulling crusty socks up to ankles and knees.

This is why I just use a cum rag and wash it and get to reuse a thick and sturdy rag

Good title tho

Cumquatcunut.

Or the pumpkin! 🎃

Don't panic

Hot

The "road rash" is sublime