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morallysuperior vegancirclejerk.com morallysuperior@vegancirclejerk.com
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Arcanepotato crazypeople.online Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online
Joined: 2025-05-24
#2 · Quote Reply

Can't beat the real thing! Not to mention all that fake shit they put in there. Eat a vegetable some time, ya know?
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agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#3 · Quote Reply

Y'all slice your cucumbers?
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chemical_cutthroat lemmy.world chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#4 · Quote Reply

Cause I can't fit a whole ham up my ass.
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bitteroldcoot piefed.social bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-11-22
#5 · Quote Reply

Imagine being able to grow salami in your garden......
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Teppichbrand feddit.org Teppichbrand@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-25
#6 · Quote Reply

Gurke als Salami
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bizarroland lemmy.world bizarroland@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-08
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply
chemical_cutthroat wrote:
Cause I can't fit a whole ham up my ass.

What I'm seeing here is not a man who is made out of sheer determination, dedication, and will, but rather a man who came close to greatness and in his darkest hour turned away
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chemical_cutthroat lemmy.world chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#8 · Quote Reply
bizarroland wrote:
What I'm seeing here is not a man who is made out of sheer determination, dedication, and will, but rather a man who came close to greatness and in his darkest hour turned away

I've brought shame upon my dojo.
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Proprietary_Blend lemmy.world Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-12-25
#9 · Quote Reply

Fine I will
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undefined lemmy.hogru.ch undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch
Joined: 2024-11-07
#10 · Quote Reply
agamemnonymous wrote:
Y'all slice your cucumbers?
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Nora lemmy.ml crazyminner@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-12
#11 · Quote Reply

Plz nsfw
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Swedneck discuss.tchncs.de Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-10
#12 · Quote Reply
bitteroldcoot wrote:
Imagine being able to grow salami in your garden......

this is why i want more GMO, imagine what we could do to beans if we tried
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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-31
#13 · Quote Reply

I saw this German video years ago where ... look, never mind.
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TachyonTele_Esq piefed.social TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-06-29
#14 · Quote Reply
agamemnonymous wrote:
Y'all slice your cucumbers?

Like an apple
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TachyonTele_Esq piefed.social TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-06-29
#15 · Quote Reply

Well I'm sold.
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agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#16 · Quote Reply
TachyonTele_Esq wrote:
Like an apple

Like corn on in the cob, then eat the seeds
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