Two in the ground beef, one in the sink

I am shocked!

The origin story of the shaka is that kids would throw the shaka hopping trains at a bruddah who lost his fingers working at the sugar mill.

That probably came as quite a shock. Therefore you could call this fork ''the shocker'.

this man knows how to toss a salad!

Shaka, when the fingers fell

Fork over dinner just this one tine.

There's a statue of that guy somewhere on Oahu, I wanna say the Polynesian Cultural Center.

Up in Laie.

I heard the guy story from the uncle who runs the historical train thing in Ewa.

Tembe, his thumb and pinky wide

That's clearly bamboo, which isn't a tree and isn't wood.

Well more fibre in your diet I guess

You could put one in the sink and.... Nevermind, I got nothing.

That’s bamboo! Not as strong as wood in these situations.

Common for first timers.

But there more times, right? I wasn't complaining...

Beef?! Sorry, smelled like fish...

o7

The forking shocker, two in the beef, one in the salmon.

For when you want surf with your turf.

I’m glad I’m not the only guy who is so dull that this was literally the first thing that popped into my head after seeing the picture 😂

How old was the spoon? Wanting to know the longevity

Bummer

There's an easy way to fix this. Break the other middle prong too so it becomes a metal utensil, which is sturdier.

It's now a threek, and suitable to be used at Olive Garden.

Thank you for stating this. I was gonna say something but I didn't want to feel pedantic. But now that you broke the ice I can justify dogpiling.

🤙

Aren't there like a million types of wood?

Shocker

🤘

Nah, you broke it.

Isn't too dull even for Dull Men's Club?

Two in the rare, one in the well done.

This looks like a poster for a B-tier A24 movie

I shall pour one out in a couple of weeks, after I heal more from recent surgery, for your lost wooden utensil. I too, know the pain of such a loss in the middle of cooking a meal.

I wish you peaceful healing in these trying times.

It’s technically just grass. Then again, pumpkins water melons, bananas and tomatoes are berries…

This is now for serving salmon and the single tine is for gorgonzola. Two in the pink, one in the stink.

My first thought was "I am Groot".

Dammit, now I have to make the poster… 😂

Well I did break it but I was using it normally scraping the bottom of my jambalaya

Good point.

Now it’s a thrork