Would it be a purrmaid?

Instead of siren songs, they… cat call.

I’ll see myself out.

I love how every cat that isn't Cat has the wild stance

If it is a seal it is a seapuppy, if an otter, then a aquatic cat.

meowmaid uwu

It’s a mere cat!

By Sarah Andersen
bluesky source

Is this Sarah Andersen? Cat looks drawn the same way

Yes

Are otters related more closely to cats or dogs?

They're mustelids, like weasels and bafgers, which puts them in the suborder Caniformia, to which dogs also belong. Cats, meanwhile, are in suborder Feliformia.

So dogs.

You shouldn't need comments to provide a sauce :/

Yes, but how many coconut bras does it require?

German: is it a bear, or not a bear?

Linnaeus: cat or dog?