"Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church pickets your funeral" is a good way to live your life.

For any centrists trying to follow a "middle path", it may be enlightening to consider what sort of person you have to be for the Left to celebrate your death, versus what sort of person you have to be for the Right to do the same.

Yeah that, it means i either did something so good that they are hating on me or that i did something so crazy that everyone on earth is excited of my death but at that point, i am prolly too crazy to care (and i am dead anyway so who fucking cares)

They always say that like republicans don't openly celebrate deaths.

not just that, they fantasize about it, too

I think Republicans think the same way. They own libs so hard they get a boner after they die.

You mean a radical antifa terrorist versus a noble respected job creator?

Dividing terrorists to radicals and, apparently, non-radicals, sounds... impressive?

Good news! They achieved that already when they put they/them in their profile.

It depends.

Celebrate like they celebrated Charlie Kirk? No.

Did the Republicans celebrate Charlie Kirk's death? I thought they were complaining because everyone else was? Did I miss something?

I dunno, radical anti fascist terrorist, sounds like an absolute banger of a job, tho. That's a superhero title if I ever heard one! Can you imagine terrorising fascists? That sounds like walking away from an explosion without looking back, kinda stuff!!

yeah they're probably actually just a guy that posts takes on bluesky though

Posting takes on bluesky wouldn't really meet the parameters, tho so...um. Yeah, job title requires explosives or it's not the job title. You kinda can't have it both ways, soz, lol

The same people literally partied in the street when Osama Bin Laden was killed

'radical antifa terrorist' is just what fox news calls them

Bruh.

The whole party with Erika Kirk?

It's been said that you can judge the quality of a person's character by the nature of their enemies. If my enemies celebrate my death, then I think I might have done okay in life.

Don't they mostly do that to soldiers?
Scientologist or Mormons would be my pick because they are way more relevant.

"how do you like if nazis would celebrate your death ?"

"i rather celebrate their death, to be honest..."

Throws a molotov cocktail

They already do.

Mourned with an ai generated song

Don't think I've ever heard of Mormons or Scientologists doing that.

No they are however very toxic to people who quit their religion or exposes illegal pratices.