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agent_nycto@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-06-10

MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-02-05

You know several years ago I modified my dad's asshole to dispense coins whenever he got punched in the face. I signed him up for boxing and made a lot of money every time he lost. I got a lot of shit from people about it though because he had dementia but I used the money on an experimental dementia treatment for him that caused him to die. Lucky for me I brought him to a taxidermist to have him stuffed and the unlimited coins out the asshole trick still works.

reader@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-19

too expensive

JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-09-09

Turns out, Hot Pockets were an inside job.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-03

Better than Loose Stool

over_clox@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09

What a terrible day to be literate.

Just... just take my upvote before I change my mind. 👍

BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-16

You will get hot pockets too if you're having an 9V battery and some loose change in it

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-04

That's just normal Hot Pockets

xylol@leminal.space Joined: 2025-05-20

your change, baked right into the crust!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gGrlUyjjvA

Welcome to the nostalgia-filled piefed instance of yesteryear.

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If you have a question or comment you can post in !meta@retrofed.com or message @DosDude@retrofed.com or @Die4Ever@retrofed.com

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Some rules we try to uphold:

Be civil. Bigotry is not welcome. This includes (but is not limited to): transphobia, queerphobia, racism, ageism and ableism. We do not promote hate.
Communities need to be Retro or Retro-adjacent.
Please don't upload pornographic content. (use an external image host for that)