Rolled a Bernie on my d20 politics check...

DM: "The DNC busts down the door to the tavern, they demand an immediate donation but they promise they won't listen. They steal your sword and replace it with sternly written letters"

Player: "But I rolled a Bernie?"

DM: "Yeah, the DNC hates that guy. Rolling one incites their wrath. They can find you in the deepest dungeon across the vastest oceans. They're basically the nazgul and it's like you've just put on the one ring...."

thr B20

The Phantom D20 Zone

Theo?!

Player: "I launch a Mamdani campaign!"

DM: "Roll 1 d20"

Player - throws die

DM: " oh ... a natural Maduro. You trip getting up from your chair, you are detained by the towns guard and taken to jail."

I did vote back in September, but the election was so close that we still don't have an actual government.

Nice try, Pentalagon. The prism stays up.