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I Am the Manager of the Private Equity Firm That Just Acquired the House in Your Neighborhood That Hands Out Full-Size Candy Bars on Halloween
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CombatWombat feddit.online CombatWombat@feddit.online
Joined: 2025-09-09
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Link: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-the-manager-of-the-private-equity-firm-that-just-acquired-the-house-in-your-neighborhood-that-hands-out-full-size-candy-bars-on-halloween

“Finding the full-size candy bar house is one of childhood’s great moments. We would never take that away. We’ve just tweaked it. Every kid still walks away ...
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labyrinth sh.itjust.works labyrinth@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-29
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This is a real good one and hits home just how awful it all is.
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Dispassionate quokk.au Dispassionate@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-27
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You can’t buy that. Well, you can, if you offer 40 percent above asking.
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