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Sunshine (she/her) lemmy.ca Sunshine@lemmy.ca
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Blibittyblah futurology.today Blibittyblah@futurology.today
Joined: 2026-10-25
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Byeeeeee amerikkka, we look forward to your cheap exports when you run out of money.

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GreatDane feddit.dk GreatDane@feddit.dk
Joined: 2026-04-13
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

The relationship as it once was, is gonna take decades to repair. Until then...

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Freeposity lemmy.world Freeposity@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-27
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Byeeeeee amerikkka, we look forward to your cheap exports when you run out of money.

The only thing we'll be able to export cheaply is guns and onlyfans content.

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SpaghettiMaster feddit.uk SpaghettiMaster@feddit.uk
Joined: 2026-10-27
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Byeeeeee amerikkka, we look forward to your cheap exports when you run out of money.

I don't really know if I want cheap american things either. Maybe if they become more normal first.

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addie feddit.uk addie@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-14
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The only thing we'll be able to export cheaply is guns and onlyfans content.

What you going to be making the guns from, if you're not importing Canadian iron and steel any more?

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Sunshine (she/her) lemmy.ca Sunshine@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-09-16
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The relationship as it once was, is gonna take decades to repair. Until then...

You know America screwed up bad when even the canadians and danes are criticising the yanks.

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Sunshine (she/her) lemmy.ca Sunshine@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-09-16
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I don't really know if I want cheap american things either. Maybe if they become more normal first.

Mexico and Cuba will surpass the USA.

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Blibittyblah futurology.today Blibittyblah@futurology.today
Joined: 2026-10-25
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I don't really know if I want cheap american things either. Maybe if they become more normal first.

You’ll want cheap American steel and raw material.

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Freeposity lemmy.world Freeposity@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-27
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What you going to be making the guns from, if you're not importing Canadian iron and steel any more?

There are already twice as many guns as Americans. We've got plenty to sell.

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YurkshireLad lemmy.ca YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Are we going to import cars from Europe instead of from the US?

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justOnePersistentKbinPlease fedia.io justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-09-06
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The only thing we'll be able to export cheaply is guns and onlyfans content.

Except Europe already makes better guns and the american gun nuts know it.

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Johandea feddit.nu Johandea@feddit.nu
Joined: 2023-07-03
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Mexico and Cuba will surpass the USA.

They already have in many ways

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Sunshine (she/her) lemmy.ca Sunshine@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-09-16
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They already have in many ways

Yes, both investing in healthcare and morals.

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CapuccinoCoretto lemmy.world CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-24
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There are already twice as many guns as Americans. We've got plenty to sell.

Slightly used, with minorities' blood on them...

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
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I look forward to driving to Europe next summer.

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Logi lemmy.world logi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-08
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Slightly used, with minorities' blood on them...

"Individually battle tested"

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dustycups aussie.zone prex@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-27
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The Not America Treaty Organisation.

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whatthey feddit.uk whatthey@feddit.uk
Joined: 2026-09-11
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Loving the optimism!

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Scrollone lemmy.zip Scrollone@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-10-12
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Byeeeeee amerikkka, we look forward to your cheap exports when you run out of money.

We should get rid of the dollar as an international currency, and also credit cards from MasterCard/VISA

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Blibittyblah futurology.today Blibittyblah@futurology.today
Joined: 2026-10-25
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We should get rid of the dollar as an international currency, and also credit cards from MasterCard/VISA

Let’s just tell them they can’t leave their border.

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Freeposity lemmy.world Freeposity@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-27
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Slightly used, with minorities' blood on them...

Minorities and family members.

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mHtt lemmy.ca mHtt@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-08-10
#23 · (edited) Quote Reply

Canada is lucky the EU takes the time to engage with it. It would do well not to squander this opportunity. Give EU primary access to Canadian resources and minerals, in exchange for Nuclear deterrence and expedited immigration.

Canada gets people and nukes to protect from the US while EU gets discounted resources and a places to immigrate to.

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