i took it and THREW IT ON THE GROUND

Oh, was that your Pepsi? I thought it was an oil pan. It's under the car - want me to go get it for you?

Nothing. It’s literally right where you left it.

Why do you always think I did something to it?

I Poopsied in it. 💩

Also, apparently user cm0002 done stole and reposted your question. Just another Tuesday right?

No, no, the right question is what didn't I do to your Pepsi

Swapped it with a coke. I can't stand seeing people drink swill.

I mixed it with milk to make pilk.

They stick me in an institution
And said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

I swapped it out for a glass of Moxie™
...in a Collins glass, with a jigger of bourbon and a half-barspoon of cranberry liquer.
I call it a 'Boothbay Libre'.