When will The Wall Street Journal start calling Artificial Intelligence (AI), a very bad and inaccurate name, SI (Super Intelligence), the name which virtually everyone else is using, or soon will be. In short order, we will be officially BANNING the term, “AI/Artificial Intelligence,” in all relevant documents, and everything else, due to its inaccuracy. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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I wonder when we'll get black bagged for saying "AI".

Okay, who asked a genie for Trump to ban AI?

I'm not mad, I just want to know. And also hope you have a wish or two left.

It feels like one of those exact words wishes.

The genie makes Trump ban "AI". Catch is, he replaced it with "SI".

Honestly good. I hate that the term AI has been taken over by this LLM slop. Let em all out themselves by calling them slop intelligence.

slop intelligence incontinence.

We need to convince him that he need to name it after himself, Super Trump Intelligence.

Not fascist, at all.

Stupor intelligence is the perfect name for it, ai means other things.

TBH the right sentiment for so many wrong reasons.

“Artificial Intelligence” as a brand is so misleading it should be criminal.

…Not that this alternative is any more accurate, but at least it’s a more obscure academic term, and sounds stupid so people won’t take it too seriously.

Why though? Is this a favor to someone? Does he gain anything from it himself? Does he just enjoy renaming things?

We’re going to just say it even harder now.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

I’d like to ask everyone that when you see articles calling it SI, or super intelligence- when you see this bullshit, ask in the comments what it is. And when you get a response explaining it. Say:

“Oh. You mean AI.”

And never stop doing this. Deadname the shit out of it.

My theory on this is he is trying to leverage contrarions. He knows how unpopular he is whether or not he admits it publicly. He wants to boost the concept of AI and talking about AI, and help continue it's constituent wreckless spending just a liiiiitle while longer by making it rebellious to talk about. If that bubble pops on his watch his legacy will take a huge hit. He's forbidden fruiting something that smells like a corpse, walks like a corpse, and quacks like a corpse.

Edit: Ultimately he is doing what he did when covid hit. How he botched covid is similar to how he's trying to botch the economic equivalent of covid brewing that is over investment in AI. By muddying the conversation and dictating inane talking points he's hoping to smoke bomb out of the whole situation.

Call it an LLM as it's most likely what they're referring to.

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, this one got me. Like, most of what Trump does isn't hard to figure out. He's a very simple man. But I have no idea why he has such a bug up his ass about this particular thing.

Worked for Twitter, Comcast, sallie Mae, Facebook sorta, many others. I'm not saying it's smart but there's plenty of instances where changing the name of the thing resets peoples opinion's of said thing.

He's going to announce some trump si company probably.

Awesome. I was calling it slop and I'll continue to do so.

I'm with you, but I also like the term Pretend Intelligence

I hear he and his buddies just bought a bunch of .si domains.

Lmao. Where be the frozen peach squad???

100% believe that and would be surprised if it weren't true.

The griftception continues.

twitter will always be twitter, a right wing pile of sh*t owned by a nazi.

x is a letter

He doesn't like the word artificial, and he is a megalomaniac. He would be throwing a lot more tantrums if he was the leader of a legitimate democracy.

By virtually everyone he means just him

Ok, so, here, in this country, the president can't "ban" words, fuck him for thinking he can. He only thinks that because he's a cunt, a bitch, a traitor, and a fucking piece of shit.

See, I can say that, because this is America. Fuck you you old bitch, die already.

He's got fairly advanced dementia, this is the best he can do.

Special intelligence, si. Or are we calling it challenged now, I forget, don't want to be ableist...

For real? You recall a source for that, I don't doubt it, just curious, I can use it with a source.

Past tense is a twat though, twatter still twats as x though it's true.

I dont have a twitter account but saw this in passing on a comment on Reddit talking about it:

https://x.com/adamscochran/status/2105090249445769519

Fuck that noise, just ban the child rapist instead.

The better term is illusionary intelligence. Its all a lie trying trick you into thinking it can think.

Wow, what great priorities he has.

Well, the concept of "intelligence" for Trump fits with Super Intelligence.

Someone put.grandpa in a home, he's lost his marbles.

I suppose it is a relative term in relation to his.

trump is clearly able to do whatever he wants in the usa

Y'all always so proud, but someone like trump was always going to end up in charge there.

I swear I remember him saying anyone using the word AI is a terrorist just last week. Did I hallucinate that 😩

Him and his buddies bought up a shit ton of .si domains.

fuck SI too

Yeah, but Trump says a lot of things, and I don't give a runny shit about the other ones either.

I cant decide if he is morelike Caligula or Nero

You cannot write satire more bizarre than what Trump does on a weekly basis.

I find him to be like Honorius myself.

Next up: White house only allows SI units, all others banned.

No, you are not hallucinating, he did say that.

A chaotic silver lining among the storm clouds of liquid raining bullshit.

this is America

Now Childish Gambino is stuck in my head again. Thanks.

I prefer the term "digital parrot with a stolen dictionary" anyway.