To recover implies that your asshole was covered in the first place..

It kind of is since it's a sphincter that opens and closes.

If I may politely ask, will you keep your fecal sphincter private please?

🤣

I'll try.

This is why i eat fire retardant

I'd try that, but I think it would really fill me up.

Sigh, unzips...

Giggity giggity puke 🤮

Also, now my dick is stuck, plz halp..

I slip habanero flakes under my foreskin to surprise my wife during sexy time.

Imagine having to hold your tail while shitting

Gotta cover the spread

Another reason to get a bidet.

Honestly I've been getting super into spicy food the last couple of years and growing my tolerance a lot, to the point I'm now easily chomping down on California reapers based sauces and this just doesn't seem to be an issue for me at all, the going out part never seemed to be affected?

one of the few on-topic posts in this community

I love the heat.

yeah, idk what people do

Like cupping my dick and balls using a public toilet.

I have one and afterwards it's like an sweet angels kiss to my brown eye.

I need to do some anal training.

But is it still a shitpost if it has a purpose?

I won't kink shame

That makes all the holes spicy at once. Just save anal for last, she might get a UTI.

I've been eating very spicy food for 30 years and never had this problem.

This is why I always check how spicy something is by first sticking some up my butt.

I can eat some fairly spicey stuff and for me it really depends on what kind of spicy food it is.

For example, I can't recall Thai food ever getting my guts in a storm like a few Mexican dishes can. I think if it has rice involved I'm fine.

Do you use your fingers or a fork?

Mounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment.

Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.

IIRC, it's genetic. Some people have a gene that produces an enzyme that breaks down capsaicin.

Edit: it might actually be a gut bacteria thing, I don't remember

ok go off Mr relevant username

Well yes, because it’s about shitting 💩

Is there a way to take this enzyme as a supplement so you don't get the butt burn even if you don't have the gene? I'm thinking like those pills for lactose-intolerant people. I love spicy food but fire poops can eat a dick.

time to move on to the actual peppers. The sauces are tame compared to the source.

Except pure extract. Don't fuck with that shit.

source : Ate an entire Komodo Dragon pepper in one bite. Once.

BuT iT's FrOm TeScO, gRaNdMaS sHoP tHeRe, HoW bAd CaN iT bE?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/aug/11/uk-hottest-ever-chilli-pepper-komodo-dragon

Also, there's a reason that hot ones have sauces for celebrities and pepper mash and peppers for Klaus and Sean to eat.

as above, so below

As within, so without

Yeah I've not tried any super hot peppers in raw form yet, only reasonable ones, but I know that's the hardest you can get. I could be tempted into trying although so far on this journey I've mostly been enjoying making my regular food spicy, because I'm the only one in the family that likes it the sauces are handy for that. I'm mostly looking for the extra flavour/feeling not necessarily taking it as a challenge if you know what I mean.

Well I'm glad I have that gene then!

Finger is for fun,

I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.

I had a friend convinced me to put my finger on the top of a Satan's blood extract bottle turn it upside down and try it out. That was up there as one of the most painful things I've ever done. I just kept eating bread for like five minutes.

Amateur hour. I use bengay.

Avoiding poseidon's kiss in foreign waters.

Same. I love my california reaper sauce, it only detroys my willing asshole when I overdo it, but I have to have a lot for that to happen.

That's a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person's butt.

Spicy food:

for hot food, or..?

I grow ghost peppers every year. Just get a bidet

Reminds me of the monkey joke