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DangerNooble
lemmy.world
DangerNooble@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-05 |
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IDew
lemmy.zip
IDew@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-22 |
I hate this. I need to stop eating chips whenever I get home from work, so I didn't buy any. Then I get home from work and I don't have any chips to eat and dinner isn't soon enough😩 |
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MutantTailThing
lemmy.world
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-10-23 |
To the gas station! |
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LifeInMultipleChoice
lemmy.dbzer0.com
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-08-12 |
I hate this. I need to stop eating chips whenever I get home from work, so I didn't buy any. Then I get home from work and I don't have any chips to eat and dinner isn't soon enough😩
Sadly that's when I make worse decisions. I end up finding out I have oats or cocoa powder and I'm making some excuse to make cookies or a cake lol |
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GottaHaveFaith
fedia.io
GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io Joined: 2024-07-08 |
I hate this. I need to stop eating chips whenever I get home from work, so I didn't buy any. Then I get home from work and I don't have any chips to eat and dinner isn't soon enough😩
I buy those round gluten free things. I start eating them and they taste so bland the need goes away |
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0x0f
piefed.social
0x0f@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-14 |
Every. Fucking. Night. |
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Cheese_man
lemmy.world
Cheese_man@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-07 |
Try to have some fruit on hand! |
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Lemmyoutofhere
lemmy.ca
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caJoined: 2025-03-08 |
Sadly that's when I make worse decisions. I end up finding out I have oats or cocoa powder and I'm making some excuse to make cookies or a cake lol
Or eating a bowl of dry oats with cocoa powder on top. |
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surewhynotlem
lemmy.world
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
I hate this. I need to stop eating chips whenever I get home from work, so I didn't buy any. Then I get home from work and I don't have any chips to eat and dinner isn't soon enough😩
Get White cheddar rice cakes. Are they chips? No. Do they satisfy the craving? No. But are they with eating anyway? Also no. |
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LifeInMultipleChoice
lemmy.dbzer0.com
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-08-12 |
Or eating a bowl of dry oats with cocoa powder on top.
I ended up making chocolate brownies after that last comment, I didnt have cupcake liners, milk, eggs, or chocolate chips... But they'll be fine haha
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cantstopthesignal
sh.itjust.works
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-28 |
Get White cheddar rice cakes. Are they chips? No. Do they satisfy the craving? No. But are they with eating anyway? Also no.
Eating rice cakes is like getting a handjob from the wind. |
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RogueBanana
lemmy.zip
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip Joined: 2023-07-22 |
Try to have some fruit on hand!
I would also recommend some bananas. |
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iknewitwhenisawit
fedinsfw.app
iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app Joined: 2026-03-26 |
I hate this. I need to stop eating chips whenever I get home from work, so I didn't buy any. Then I get home from work and I don't have any chips to eat and dinner isn't soon enough😩
It sounds like the system is working as desired! |
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Broadfern
lemmy.world
Broadfern@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-03 |
I stopped that bc it made me obsess about snacks and binge when they were in front of me. If it’s always there it’s less stress and easier to practice moderation 😋 |
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Diplomjodler
lemmy.world
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-08 |
I hate this. I need to stop eating chips whenever I get home from work, so I didn't buy any. Then I get home from work and I don't have any chips to eat and dinner isn't soon enough😩
Try eating an apple. |
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arrow74
lemmy.zip
arrow74@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Sadly that's when I make worse decisions. I end up finding out I have oats or cocoa powder and I'm making some excuse to make cookies or a cake lol
At least you are practicing a skill |
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Pixel_Jock_17
piefed.ca
Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca Joined: 2026-01-30 |
Pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, various nuts and other baked legumes are decent alternatives for chips. There are all rice chips, root chips, pea chips, and so forth. Nothing, however, can replace real chips... |
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IDew
lemmy.zip
IDew@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-22 |
Try eating an apple.
I do actually eat one on the way home. Very delicious crunchy juicy apples they are! |
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DagwoodIII
piefed.social
DagwoodIII@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-17 |
I hate this. I need to stop eating chips whenever I get home from work, so I didn't buy any. Then I get home from work and I don't have any chips to eat and dinner isn't soon enough😩
Don't buy chips, buy good food to snack on. Apples and cheese makes a great snack. Even quality peanut butter is better than ultra processed chips. |
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DagwoodIII
piefed.social
DagwoodIII@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-17 |
I would also recommend some bananas.
Username checks out |
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IDew
lemmy.zip
IDew@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-22 |
Get White cheddar rice cakes. Are they chips? No. Do they satisfy the craving? No. But are they with eating anyway? Also no.
They are delicious, too bad the ones with toppings have very unhealthy ingredients. (Chips aren't much healthier lol) I usually get the cakes made from corn, with a very slight pinch of salt. But these packs are gonna be consumed from top to bottom so yeah🫠|
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BeMoreCareful
lemmy.world
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
I've stocked up for Halloween three times already. |
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biggerbogboy
sh.itjust.works
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-04-27 |
Try eating an apple.
I've got a cracked screen so it looked like you said "try renting an apple", I almost cackled |
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surewhynotlem
lemmy.world
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
They are delicious, too bad the ones with toppings have very unhealthy ingredients. (Chips aren't much healthier lol) I usually get the cakes made from corn, with a very slight pinch of salt. But these packs are gonna be consumed from top to bottom so yeahðŸ«
What would you consider an unhealthy ingredient? If you say the word chemicals, I'm going to mail you my chemistry 101 book :-P |
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MeatPilot
sh.itjust.works
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-10-27 |
Try eating an apple.
I curve my craving for chips by eating a raw potato. |
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cattywampas
lemmy.world
cattywampas@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
Pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, various nuts and other baked legumes are decent alternatives for chips. There are all rice chips, root chips, pea chips, and so forth. Nothing, however, can replace real chips...
The last sentence is all you needed. |
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youmaynotknow
lemmy.zip
jjlinux@lemmy.zipJoined: 2025-07-24 |
Holy shit. That's me 🤣 |
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StabbingSky
lemmy.zip
StabbingSky@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-04-30 |
Pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, various nuts and other baked legumes are decent alternatives for chips. There are all rice chips, root chips, pea chips, and so forth. Nothing, however, can replace real chips...
Just be careful, because nuts are pretty calorie dense. Popcorn is a good option for when your brain just wants to shovel food in your mouth. |
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StabbingSky
lemmy.zip
StabbingSky@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-04-30 |
I stopped that bc it made me obsess about snacks and binge when they were in front of me. If it’s always there it’s less stress and easier to practice moderation 😋
It's the opposite for me, but my sleeping meds make me ravenously hungry. |
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Pixel_Jock_17
piefed.ca
Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca Joined: 2026-01-30 |
Just be careful, because nuts are pretty calorie dense. Popcorn is a good option for when your brain just wants to shovel food in your mouth.
Very true. I was speaking for myself a bit. I can't eat too many nuts, they hurt my stomach so u just use them to satiate the crunch craving on the go, during the week. On a Friday night when ive got the munchies all bets are off. And popcorn is absolutely on my rotation of brain off snacking. |
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Ertain
feddit.online
Ertain@feddit.onlineJoined: 2026-08-12 |
I can feel this meme through the screen. |
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Goodeye8
piefed.social
Goodeye8@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-05 |
Eating rice cakes is like getting a handjob from the wind.
I won't have you tarnish the name of wind. Yes, her handjobs are nothing to write home but nobody blows like the wind. |
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mrgoosmoos
lemmy.ca
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-24 |
Just be careful, because nuts are pretty calorie dense. Popcorn is a good option for when your brain just wants to shovel food in your mouth.
pickles, cucumbers, carrots, peppers. nice and crunchy, basically zero cal, they take some time to eat (unlike nuts that you can pop by the handful). but yeah for shovelling, dry popcorn is a good option |
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Diplomjodler
lemmy.world
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-08 |
I've got a cracked screen so it looked like you said "try renting an apple", I almost cackled
In this economy? |
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CareHare
sh.itjust.works
CareHare@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Snackers lament |
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