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Mustachius_Grumpius
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Mustachius_Grumpius@thelemmy.clubJoined: 2026-09-02 |
My wife and I have a party trick. I have no gallbladder. If I eat anything oily without meds, I can fart for 6 full seconds with enough force to trigger earthquake sensors. She eats a lot of durian. Silent, but you'd rather snort the underwear of a week de d Hobo that had been eating skunk. We go to opposite sides of a crowd. I'll blast open hell and people scoot away from me right into the stench of it. Our most effective attack made a baby cry and a dog puke simultaneously. |
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