I'll have what she's having?

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Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden?

“When you're here, you're family”

Calm down Torretto

That's why I shit with the stall door open there.

I assume the unlimited breadsticks

Fuck. Now I want fucking breadsticks

That AI generated profile picture

I am the Bone of my Baguette

Dough is my Body and Yeast is my Blood.

I have created over a Thousand Breads,

Unknown to Death,

Nor known to Life.

Have withstood Pain to create many Loaves

Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray--

Unlimited Breadsticks

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very paraprosdokian

You're putting them in your mouth... right?

For a start

This genius is a big H3 fan so this is probably not a shitpost but an admission

I think it's probably real, she's just always funny-looking

https://linktr.ee/awnuhaha

Where do I finish?

olive garden? This is a Wendy's.

Stuffed shells with clam sauce?

Needs more pepper and Parmesan.

The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.

Would you believe it? Also mouth

One way to use those endless bread sticks.

I don't know. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

Step-family

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

Which olive garden is it, so that I don't accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?

Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.

Perhaps read the community name. That should help explain the situation.

Hey! I'll have you know I love sticking breadsticks in my hole! (They are tasty!)

Dinner and a show!

Turning them breadsticks into sourdough bread, win win

Olive Garden: When you're here yo-hey, what's she doing with that breadstick?

And their family is real sick of the loud masturbation.

That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!

Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!

That's what the breadsticks are for, isn't it?

The pfp looks wildly young. This is oddly timely with the caller that called into EITM this morning who sounded like a middle schooler but was really some 50 year old pickle ball champion.

I need to get iHeartRadio. I sometimes miss Elliot and crew. Grew up on DC101 bc my dad always listened to it.

What are you doing step-server?

For some reason i read this as being sung by Deathklok

"I AM BE DANGEROUS NOW" etc etc

You sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding men and general humor.

Some people sure can't miss an opportunity to be misandrist.

How do you even know MeatPilot is a man making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community and not e.g. a woman or enby making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community?

Breadstick ass to ass unlocked

To be fair, that might actually make it worth the prices they're charging nowadays

I replied to a joke with a joke. Who thinks someone would want to masturbate in an Olive Garden with bread sticks and enjoy it?