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Varesti lemmy.zip Varesti@lemmy.zip
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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#2 · Quote Reply

Ironically, for me, the cheap stuff always seems to work way better than name-brand, which doesn't even seem to have this feature most of the time.
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Tja programming.dev Tja@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-12-18
#3 · Quote Reply

Quality shit post.
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VibeSurgeon piefed.social VibeSurgeon@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-15
#4 · Quote Reply

Eat fiber and get a bidet
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Varesti lemmy.zip Varesti@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-14
#5 · Quote Reply
VibeSurgeon wrote:
Eat fiber and get a bidet

How does that work, does the water turn red when you're clean? /s
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daggermoon piefed.world daggermoon@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-03-01
#6 · Quote Reply
VibeSurgeon wrote:
Eat fiber and get a bidet

Thanks for the tips, I have the same problem.
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Polisheocket lemmy.zip Polisheocket@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-14
#7 · Quote Reply

Bidet life
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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#8 · Quote Reply
Tja wrote:
Quality shit post.

bloody
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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#9 · Quote Reply
VibeSurgeon wrote:
Eat fiber and get a bidet

or wiped too hard.
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starik lemmy.today starik@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-06-19
#10 · (edited) Quote Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 wrote:
Ironically, for me, the cheap stuff always seems to work way better than name-brand, which doesn't even seem to have this feature most of the time.

Even the cheap stuff is part of the Big TP scam. Tree leaves already do this naturally, for free. It’s almost as if they were designed that way ✝️😉
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bstix feddit.dk bstix@feddit.dk
Joined: 2023-06-09
#11 · Quote Reply

The stance of the skater looks like he's skating goofy and setting up for a fakie backside 180 heel flip or fakie inward heel. Difficult to tell from a single frame.

Anyway, those tricks could easily end up with him getting credit carded by the board, which would explain the toiletpapir.
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Varesti lemmy.zip Varesti@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-14
#12 · Quote Reply
bstix wrote:
The stance of the skater looks like he's skating goofy and setting up for a fakie backside 180 heel flip or fakie inward heel. Difficult to tell from a single frame. Anyway, those tricks could easily end up with him getting credit carded by the board, which would explain the toiletpapir.

Thank you for your expert analysis. 🫡
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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#13 · Quote Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 wrote:
Ironically, for me, the cheap stuff always seems to work way better than name-brand, which doesn't even seem to have this feature most of the time.

Definitely the same experience I have
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Hupf feddit.org Hupf@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-24
#14 · Quote Reply

https://youtu.be/HWPnTLVPu2I
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arrow74 lemmy.zip arrow74@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-04
#15 · Quote Reply
VibeSurgeon wrote:
Eat fiber and get a bidet

Had the same issue the other day ate a can of beans about it
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Snowcano startrek.website Snowcano@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-07-28
#16 · Quote Reply
bstix wrote:
The stance of the skater looks like he's skating goofy and setting up for a fakie backside 180 heel flip or fakie inward heel. Difficult to tell from a single frame. Anyway, those tricks could easily end up with him getting credit carded by the board, which would explain the toiletpapir.

You see? Beautiful comments like this are why I keep opening lemmy. ❤️
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motoxjake lemmy.zip motoxjake@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-08
#17 · Quote Reply
bstix wrote:
The stance of the skater looks like he's skating goofy and setting up for a fakie backside 180 heel flip or fakie inward heel. Difficult to tell from a single frame. Anyway, those tricks could easily end up with him getting credit carded by the board, which would explain the toiletpapir.

Credit Card Swiper, NO swiping!
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tacosanonymous lemmy.blahaj.zone tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-07-31
#18 · Quote Reply

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rumba lemmy.zip rumba@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-09-24
#19 · Quote Reply
Varesti wrote:
How does that work, does the water turn red when you're clean? /s

Well, that, and you feel your skin down there getting inflated like a water balloon. That's when the real red hits.
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Tja programming.dev Tja@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-12-18
#20 · Quote Reply
Tollana1234567 wrote:
bloody

Bloody good, that is, innit?
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jimp feddit.uk jimp@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-06-04
#21 · Quote Reply

“It’s not clean til it bleeds” My co-worker
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Pat_Riot lemmy.today Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
#22 · Quote Reply
Varesti wrote:
How does that work, does the water turn red when you're clean? /s

You've seen Poltergeist, right?
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