I read a thing about powdered alcohol a while ago. It was supposed to be for like hikers and shit. But there was a big outrage and the marketing kind of got biffed. And then they like made it less concentrated because of concern about health and minors etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_powder?wprov=sfla1

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/palcohol-controversy

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Why not powdered powder?

I prefer freeze dried water...

You would need to use distilled water for powdered water, which is doable, but inconvenient in many situations. Unless you want double strength water, then any water is fine.

Just add milk?

That's so old school, kids these days wouldn't understand.... https://youtu.be/cW4EFUsW2F0

I always loved the deadpan delivery Steven Wright has

ever heard of lime scale sweaty?

I can see the branding now: H2-Ohhhh!

That is 3D chess when I'm over here with 5D levels of thinking: powdered cum

Burn the heretic!

I try to enjoy powdered water every winter.

But what about powdered powder?