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SatansMaggotyCumFart
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
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cattywampas
lemmy.world
cattywampas@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
That cheese looks suspiciously like cheddar though 🤨 |
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redlemace
lemmy.world
redlemace@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-03 |
I Gotta say ..... you insult your own burgers. A mac should not even be allowed within a mile of those you are making there. Cast-Iron is the way. Only a charcoal grill smoking heavily from the fat dripping from the burger on the hot coals could be an improvement of what you are doing there. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
That cheese looks suspiciously like cheddar though 🤨
You caught me. I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it. |
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cattywampas
lemmy.world
cattywampas@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
You caught me. I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it.
I approve of your choice. I reject Kraft singles as good American cheese just as much as I reject the notion of American cheese being "fake" or "plastic" by default. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
I Gotta say ..... you insult your own burgers. A mac should not even be allowed within a mile of those you are making there. Cast-Iron is the way. Only a charcoal grill smoking heavily from the fat dripping from the burger on the hot coals could be an improvement of what you are doing there.
Cast iron is the only way to get a nice thin seared patty like I was looking for. |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
You caught me. I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it.
What? Kraft singles are the proper American cheese. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
What? Kraft singles are the proper American cheese.
No they’re not. They’re great for a grilled cheese but they have the wrong texture for proper American cheese. |
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AeronMelon
lemmy.world
aeronmelon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-26 |
Those look like breakfast McMuffins at first glance, and I now I want some. Thanks. |
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ChicoSuave
lemmy.world
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-12 |
No they’re not. They’re great for a grilled cheese but they have the wrong texture for proper American cheese.
Kraft Singles are literally American Cheese The thumbnail for American Cheese is even a Kraft single |
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KĂĽhlschrank
lemmy.world
makyo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-22 |
What? Kraft singles are the proper American cheese.
It’s a crap cheese but it’s the perfect burger cheese |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
It’s a crap cheese but it’s the perfect burger cheese
For real. I love me some actual cheddar; but fresh not melted. When it melts, it takes on a slightly more bitter taste. That doesn't happen with singles. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
Kraft Singles are literally American Cheese Processed American cheese was invented in the 1910s by James L. Kraft, the founder of Kraft Foods Inc., who obtained a patent for his manufacturing process in 1916. The thumbnail for American Cheese is even a Kraft single
Yeah sure but really no. |
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Ninja876
lemmy.world
Ninja876@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-01 |
The real quest is... Whats in those two jars in the background? |
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Herbal Gamer
sh.itjust.works
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-10-30 |
Yeah sure but really no.
We're not talking about good, we're talking American. |
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atomicbocks
sh.itjust.works
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-02-16 |
What? Kraft singles are the proper American cheese.
Kraft makes and invented American cheese slices but they look like this:
If you look closely you will note that singles say “cheese product” where this says “American cheese” in the fine print. |
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slothrop
lemmy.ca
slothrop@lemmy.caJoined: 2024-07-03 |
The real quest is... Whats in those two jars in the background?
Imma guess they're satansmaggotycumfarts..... |
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GregorGizeh
lemmy.zip
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip Joined: 2023-08-15 |
Task failed, sorry. These look way too good for maccas |
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AceFuzzLord
lemmy.zip
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zipJoined: 2025-06-19 |
Unless you got some boujee mcd's nearby, that's way too much cheese to be an imitation. |
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BasedMaquisEddington
lemmy.dbzer0.com
BasedMaquisEddington@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2026-07-29 |
You caught me. I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it.
Use the aggressively melting cheeseproduct. Let the heresy flow through you. |
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FauxPseudo
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FauxPseudo@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-09 |
Too much cheese. Too much meat. Too good to be imitation McD's. Glory to you and your failure. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
The real quest is... Whats in those two jars in the background?
Apple pie filling. |
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dudeface
lemmy.world
dudeface@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-20 |
These look far better than what McDonald’s sells |
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Ninja876
lemmy.world
Ninja876@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-01 |
Apple pie filling.
aka a future post! YEAH! |
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Johnmannesca
lemmy.world
Johnmannesca@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-26 |
Too much cheese. Too much meat. Too good to be imitation McD's. Glory to you and your failure.
Agreed. Each burger patty should be 1/10th of a pound, although the condiment placement is on par. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
Too much cheese. Too much meat. Too good to be imitation McD's. Glory to you and your failure.
McDonald’s is ten patties to a pound and these are eight so it’s an extra 2/5 of an ounce in each. Good eye. |
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corsicanguppy
lemmy.ca
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Too much cheese. Too much meat. Too good to be imitation McD's. Glory to you and your failure.
Nah. Regs (cheeseburgers) get one slice. Quarters get two -- fanned placement, please. Cheese volume looked fine. |
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FauxPseudo
Moderator
FauxPseudo@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-09 |
Nah. Regs (cheeseburgers) get one slice. Quarters get two -- fanned placement, please. Cheese volume looked fine.
But the slices at about 40% too large |
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FauxPseudo
Moderator
FauxPseudo@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-09 |
Agreed. Each burger patty should be 1/10th of a pound, although the condiment placement is on par.
I was taken back by the sparse condiments but I knew in my heart that it was the right amount. |
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onlyhalfminotaur
lemmy.world
onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
You caught me. I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it.
Melt your cheese slices either way |
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micgerne
lemmy.dbzer0.com
micgerne@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2026-08-14 |
these look far too good to be from maccas |
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inb4_FoundTheVegan
lemmy.world
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-04 |
Looks delish. Hope it was great! My only suggestion is to maybe steam the cheese so it melts around the patty. I only learned this technique recently and love the results. |
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