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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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cattywampas lemmy.world cattywampas@lemmy.world
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That cheese looks suspiciously like cheddar though 🤨

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redlemace lemmy.world redlemace@lemmy.world
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I Gotta say ..... you insult your own burgers. A mac should not even be allowed within a mile of those you are making there. Cast-Iron is the way. Only a charcoal grill smoking heavily from the fat dripping from the burger on the hot coals could be an improvement of what you are doing there.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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#4 · Quote Reply

That cheese looks suspiciously like cheddar though 🤨

You caught me.

I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it.

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cattywampas lemmy.world cattywampas@lemmy.world
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#5 · Quote Reply

You caught me. I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it.

I approve of your choice.

I reject Kraft singles as good American cheese just as much as I reject the notion of American cheese being "fake" or "plastic" by default.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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I Gotta say ..... you insult your own burgers. A mac should not even be allowed within a mile of those you are making there. Cast-Iron is the way. Only a charcoal grill smoking heavily from the fat dripping from the burger on the hot coals could be an improvement of what you are doing there.

Cast iron is the only way to get a nice thin seared patty like I was looking for.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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#7 · Quote Reply

You caught me. I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it.

What? Kraft singles are the proper American cheese.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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#8 · Quote Reply

What? Kraft singles are the proper American cheese.

No they’re not.

They’re great for a grilled cheese but they have the wrong texture for proper American cheese.

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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#9 · Quote Reply

Those look like breakfast McMuffins at first glance, and I now I want some. Thanks.

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ChicoSuave lemmy.world ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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#10 · (edited) Quote Reply

No they’re not. They’re great for a grilled cheese but they have the wrong texture for proper American cheese.

Kraft Singles are literally American Cheese

Processed American cheese was invented in the 1910s by James L. Kraft, the founder of Kraft Foods Inc., who obtained a patent for his manufacturing process in 1916.

The thumbnail for American Cheese is even a Kraft single

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KĂĽhlschrank lemmy.world makyo@lemmy.world
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#11 · Quote Reply

What? Kraft singles are the proper American cheese.

It’s a crap cheese but it’s the perfect burger cheese

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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#12 · Quote Reply

It’s a crap cheese but it’s the perfect burger cheese

For real. I love me some actual cheddar; but fresh not melted. When it melts, it takes on a slightly more bitter taste. That doesn't happen with singles.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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Kraft Singles are literally American Cheese Processed American cheese was invented in the 1910s by James L. Kraft, the founder of Kraft Foods Inc., who obtained a patent for his manufacturing process in 1916. The thumbnail for American Cheese is even a Kraft single

Yeah sure but really no.

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Ninja876 lemmy.world Ninja876@lemmy.world
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#14 · Quote Reply

The real quest is... Whats in those two jars in the background?

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Herbal Gamer sh.itjust.works HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-10-30
#15 · Quote Reply

Yeah sure but really no.

We're not talking about good, we're talking American.

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atomicbocks sh.itjust.works atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-16
#16 · Quote Reply

What? Kraft singles are the proper American cheese.

Kraft makes and invented American cheese slices but they look like this:

If you look closely you will note that singles say “cheese product” where this says “American cheese” in the fine print.

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slothrop lemmy.ca slothrop@lemmy.ca
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#17 · Quote Reply

The real quest is... Whats in those two jars in the background?

Imma guess they're satansmaggotycumfarts.....

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GregorGizeh lemmy.zip GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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#18 · Quote Reply

Task failed, sorry. These look way too good for maccas

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AceFuzzLord lemmy.zip AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
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#19 · Quote Reply

Unless you got some boujee mcd's nearby, that's way too much cheese to be an imitation.

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BasedMaquisEddington lemmy.dbzer0.com BasedMaquisEddington@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#20 · Quote Reply

You caught me. I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it.

Use the aggressively melting cheeseproduct. Let the heresy flow through you.

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FauxPseudo Moderator FauxPseudo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#21 · Quote Reply

Too much cheese. Too much meat. Too good to be imitation McD's. Glory to you and your failure.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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#22 · Quote Reply

The real quest is... Whats in those two jars in the background?

Apple pie filling.

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dudeface lemmy.world dudeface@lemmy.world
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#23 · Quote Reply

These look far better than what McDonald’s sells

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Ninja876 lemmy.world Ninja876@lemmy.world
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#24 · Quote Reply

Apple pie filling.

aka a future post! YEAH!

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Johnmannesca lemmy.world Johnmannesca@lemmy.world
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#25 · Quote Reply

Too much cheese. Too much meat. Too good to be imitation McD's. Glory to you and your failure.

Agreed. Each burger patty should be 1/10th of a pound, although the condiment placement is on par.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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#26 · Quote Reply

Too much cheese. Too much meat. Too good to be imitation McD's. Glory to you and your failure.

McDonald’s is ten patties to a pound and these are eight so it’s an extra 2/5 of an ounce in each.

Good eye.

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corsicanguppy lemmy.ca corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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#27 · Quote Reply

Too much cheese. Too much meat. Too good to be imitation McD's. Glory to you and your failure.

Nah. Regs (cheeseburgers) get one slice. Quarters get two -- fanned placement, please. Cheese volume looked fine.

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FauxPseudo Moderator FauxPseudo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#28 · Quote Reply

Nah. Regs (cheeseburgers) get one slice. Quarters get two -- fanned placement, please. Cheese volume looked fine.

But the slices at about 40% too large

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FauxPseudo Moderator FauxPseudo@lemmy.world
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#29 · Quote Reply

Agreed. Each burger patty should be 1/10th of a pound, although the condiment placement is on par.

I was taken back by the sparse condiments but I knew in my heart that it was the right amount.

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onlyhalfminotaur lemmy.world onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world
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#30 · Quote Reply

You caught me. I couldn’t find proper american cheese slices and kraft singles weren’t going to cut it.

Melt your cheese slices either way

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micgerne lemmy.dbzer0.com micgerne@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#31 · Quote Reply

these look far too good to be from maccas

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inb4_FoundTheVegan lemmy.world inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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#32 · (edited) Quote Reply

Looks delish. Hope it was great!

My only suggestion is to maybe steam the cheese so it melts around the patty. I only learned this technique recently and love the results.

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