been a minute! the mighty nein animated show is finally upon us, so i figured there's no better time to finally post this gigantic ass 234 clip compilation which i made because i'm a masochist i guess. custom captions already written (which took forever lol so check em out)!
heads up that there are some spoilers, but only super out of context, lol. like the spoilers are not themselves the focus, but there are things mentioned offhandedly that would be considered spoilers!
i wrote out a list of timestamps (with episode numbers!) but there are TOO MANY to fit in the description so check the pinned comment below !!
man this video is half an hour and i could still easily make like five more of them; there are so many moments i forgot. there's too many! but really i just made this in the hopes that at least one (1) mighty nein animated viewer will see this video and decide to watch the campaign. enjoy
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MASSIVE LIST OF TIMESTAMPS AND EPISODE NUMBERS
0:04: travis, jazzily: ~we play dungeons and dragons~ [e106]
0:08: liam, four beats too late: We Play Dungeons And Dragons [e87]
0:23: “woo!” “woo!” “woo!” (“i hate you all”) [e106]
0:29: “matt, please describe how you would like to kill yourself” [e87]
0:37: jester sings the daily song of gratitude [e102]
0:45: white person karaoke in abyssal [e92]
0:53: “methuselah, bring your violin and your butthole” [e111]
1:00: slam poetry right now! [e48]
1:24: “my mother has never made kraft cheese” [e139]
1:26: the difference between fairies and unicorns [e122]
1:30: fjord sucking things into his body comes full circle [e73]
1:42: “that’s a bingo” “it’s just bingo, caleb” [e32]
1:46: (about 100 episodes later) “…that’s a bingo” [e126]
1:47: “that’s a pretty big matzoh ball” [e41]
1:48: “that’s a pretty big matzoh ball” [e5]
1:50: “that… is a pretty big matzoh ball” [e26]
1:53: “unfortunately, their spectral forms do lack definitive genitals,” [e72]
2:03: matt fights a piece of paper and loses [e84]
2:05: marisha breaks liam’s nose [e55]
2:06: nerf or nothing [e127]
2:07: when in doubt, start dancing wildly and shout about the ruby of the sea [e97]
2:19: “you lorna in my loins” [e61]
2:28: ….not how threeways work [e104]
2:38: “maximum tits alley…?” [e126]
2:36: honda pitches apricot picking [e42]
3:04: medical impossibilities and news from the womb [e26]
3:30: a love poem that puts shakespeare to shame [e112]
3:51: just some l33t haxxors and their l33t shades [e91]
3:55: when in doubt, nudity [e2]
4:00 yasha is learning how to people [e68]
4:07: “Sorry Babe. Gotta Handle These Ninjas” [e126]
4:15: “…will wonders ever cease” [e38]
5:17: “♫WHAT A GOOOOOD WIIIFE YOU COULD BE♫” [e20]
5:20: tree amnesia [e107]
5:27: ELEVEN DAYS [e50]
5:36: button graveyard?! pathetic! time for octopus mask [e44]
6:01: bye bye penis party favors :( [e109]
6:04: this fucking bird won’t leave beau alone [e66]
6:10: “NOOOO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE!” [e39]
6:29: caleb’s favorite color [e94]
6:35: candidate sam riegel masterdebating liam o’brien live on camera [e69]
6:47: candidate liam o’brien’s platform: anti lugubrious den of inequity [e52]
7:08: My My [e37]
7:13: genuinely the most lost i’ve ever seen matt mercer look [e138]
7:16: caleb-as-jester’s-prerecorded-voice-message is here to pick up a package [e85]
7:48: blue man caught redhanded [e81]
7:52: “babies have a low tolerance…to drugs” [e119]
7:55: “Extreme. Syphilis.” [e8]
8:12: the scientific contributions of xhorhasian wizard isAAC newTON [e81]
8:20: “tune into critical role for hard-hitting turtle violence!” [e117]
8:24: (threateningly) “♫doo doo doo doo doo♫” [e66]
8:41: “oooooOooOh… I’M GONNA FIND THAT DICK!” [e108]
8:43: “i love every scent that comes from you” [e61]
8:48: “so many secrets, huh yorick?” [e13]
9:10: “we’re running, it’s bad” [e45]
9:12: “…it is garnet” [e109]
9:18: the CEO of critical role, everybody [e70]
9:25: “no hands?!” [e93]
9:26: boat talk!!!! [e100]
9:39: caleb has low cheese perception [e37]
9:50: childbearing age (+ a deadly sneeze) [e8]
10:04: don’t worry, that falcon is a cat! [e26]
10:09: stew? x3 [e139]
10:14: dramatic breakup ft. rabies dolphins [e35]
10:24: they lost two in the sewers [e10]
10:31: the felderwin idiom synonymous with “aw, snap!” [e68]
11:15: “you pooping?” [e73]
11:18: “just let the throat open and take it in ;)” [e24]
11:30: how (not) to talk to a crime lord after realizing you might be his daughter [e77]
11:50: frog-giggin’ [e3]
11:53: (defensively) “they are very very well-kept soft feet!” [e91]
11:57: fuck us over, and we will pound you in an orgy (what?) [e8]
12:07: you mean like… ;););) ???? [e27]
12:08: caleb just likes dicks ok?! [e107]
12:10: jester’s first kiss/near-death-experience [e41]
12:43: “who KICks a cat?!” (“wait is it bad to pick wings off flies….?”) [e10]
13:06: “YES!!!! and then at the end of the week they all beat their dicks-” [e107]
13:10: the worst they can do is say no. or throw you in an imperial prison [e56]
13:24: tfw you’ve seen the big bad with food on their penis :/ [e121]
13:26: “It Is Getting Very Kinky In That Room” [e37]
13:29: ooOooOh BuTtonBeaRd [e43]
13:53: ooOooOh EyeBaLL caPTaiN [e50]
14:10: fjord’s rubber wrists [e57]
14:26: the off-handed burn of all time [e72]
14:33: “tell me again” [e94]
14:40: fjord whiskey dick canon [e24]
14:49: caleb’s fjord impression [e54]
14:58: “i’m a fan of simple soups” [e133]
15:01: ~OhMiGoshDidYouSeeUsNaked?!~ [e91]
15:08: wait are porn books not accurate depictions of love…? [e57]
15:29: ~flashback~ to dramatic reading of said porn books (“MAN I HATE TO INTERRUPT”) [e50]
15:39: “ITSOKWEDONTHAVETOTALKABOUTIT” [e57]
15:50: yasha likes B.O. [e126]
15:52: caleb realizes jester is blue [e24]
16:00: “It’s My HUSBAND! He’s LONELY! Give Him Your WEASEL!” [e58]
16:07: at least we know essek has an adult body and is not a secret tiny baby [e91]
16:13: y’know, the sam-yelling-at-the-sex-monster meme [e134]
16:20: You Can Eat Anything (skeletons included) If You Are Determined Enough [e17]
16:25: “you didn’t give ANY of us funerals?!” [e46]
16:42: “help it’s again” [e101]
16:43: for trade: a tiny statue of a…dick [e52]
16:52: the first ever narrative telephone [e3]
17:07: (in cursive) “~yeS!~” [e136]
17:14: molly plays a whole different sport [e24]
17:17: horse boiling time [e107]
17:23: “may she always give you plenty of….milk” [e96]
17:33: dog urine: a great cure for jellyfish bites [e90]
17:46: real friends catch each other in jars [e5]
17:53: good people look beautiful with tiny bodies, bad people suffer poop monster [e26]
18:01: nott gets high [e39]
18:09: life goal: domesticating unicorns [e122]
18:12: all titties matter [e91]
18:22: molly has legal immunity. and also the stomach flu [e12]
18:25: “♫hmm hmmm donuts!♫” (instant regret) [e77]
18:30: kitty masseuses [e118]
18:36: translation: SHE HAS SEX FOR MAWNEY [e8]
18:41: “caleb shits.” [e66]
18:49: “slopdolly?!” [e20]
18:53: “i betcha. crapfire. slopdolly.” [e48]
18:57: nat 20 skidmark check [e125]
19:12: yasha smells like a crayon [e91]
19:17: tfw ur putting a hooker on layaway but ur friend says u’ve fucked her mom [e24]
19:28: it’s no plant-fucking, but matt does his best [e132]
19:30: “how would you say the words E-L-D-R-I-...G-E B-L-A-S-T?” [e72]
19:45: caleb: “aeldrigchth bleeahhhst?” (“nope”) [e54]
19:47: caleb: “…aeldrich blaaeeeeeeeeeeehst >:)” (“no”) [e54]
19:50: caduceus: “EldrigeBlast!” (“ooh, that’s hard to say”) [e92]
19:51: beau: “aehhldrigeblaest” [e25]
19:53: jester: “aeeeldrich ♫BleAyAyAyst♫” [e55]
19:55: yasha: “AEldritch Blaaaayst” (“oh, that’s really good”) [e92]
20:00: fjord, british: “…Eldritch Blahst.” (“blahst?! NO!!!! …welllllll, hell.”) [e72]
20:07: fjord, texan: “ELDRITCH BLAST.” (“OOH YEEHAW!!!!!”) [e76]
20:10: cheese dream [e93]
20:12: somehow a motivational speech, not a come-on [e7]
20:28: why do these big men keep making weird speeches to nott?? [e7]
20:38: traits: fast as lightning, super drunk sometimes, [e52]
20:42: the dangers of having a friend who is a walking clock [e50]
21:05: the ultimate distraction: the macarena [e24]
21:11: babies to murder exchange rate [e91]
21:14: “fuckin nipples on a horse… that is Unfortunate!” [e129]
21:18: this religious roadtrip only has room for one dude!!! [e31]
21:33: caleb is really cool [e48]
21:56: the entirety of the empire siblings dynamic distilled into 41 seconds [e41]
22:38: beau doesn’t want to build a snowman [e114]
22:48: It’s Always Swordfish. (you’re gleaming my CUUUUU-) [e91]
23:01: there is NOTHING liam o’brien will not roleplay, not even pissing [e8]
23:08: see above [e13]
23:10: spurt travels light [e50]
23:18: exandrian definition of “cloister” [e96]
23:22: “another dream with seamen scattered everywhere” [e37]
23:25: sam catches some food [e52]
23:32: “…Children-” [e81]
23:38: GOO GOO GA GA [e23]
23:43: the final dick does not concern herself with committing suicide via volcano [e108]
23:51: “it’s only-” (awkward hand gesture) “holdin’ me back!” [e28]
23:58: caleb faints [e8]
24:02: sam’s mustache [e124]
24:13: fjord draws a hard line at rocking chairs [e53]
24:22: “♫we’ve been doing things, creepy shit-♫” (instant regret) [e126]
24:27: caleb’s drinking contest intimidation practices [e24]
24:34: “dual-turtle petting-squad here in the middle of the snow” [e117]
24:36: “fuckable cantaloupe” [e30]
24:37: “ill-tempered bowling ball” [e31]
24:38: “telekinetic watermelon bear is not fuckin around” [e134]
24:41: “like young barbra streisand on mushrooms just wandering through rexxentrum” [e127]
24:45: “Systemic Memorization.” [e52]
24:48: “weather’s shit.” [e20]
24:51: perineum sunning: a canon nicodranian practice [e90]
25:05: she comes alone… ;) [e66]
25:10: ~”Mooooon Above.” “Moooon Above, Yes.” “Tricky Tricky Moon”~ [e108]
25:26: fjord coaching beau on socialization [e9]
25:33: fjord’s coaching finally pays off (50 episodes later) [e62]
25:51: each member of the chaos crew defined in one line of dialogue [e17]
25:56: liam dog [e126]
25:58: I Only Take This As A Minor Setback! [e50]
26:06: “that means…literally nothing to me” [e21]
26:11: “was that crab creature within 10 feet of my ass?” [e113]
26:14: “are you guys causing crimes and stuff? how’s your hair?” [e89]
26:19: “your eyes are like stagnant water ;) green and yellow in places ;)” [e23]
26:24: caleb’s business is screaming into a tree [e48]
26:33: the nott detective agency’s first success [e3]
26:53: “there’s a looooot of things someone can do…with a Fraction of your blood” [e120]
26:59: sea snake vs snea snake [e90]
27:02: “sleep well my beautiful wizard” [e83]
27:06: i can excuse torturing my husband, but i draw the line at not paying for dinner! [e114]
27:11: “…what happens on monday nights?” [e21]
27:20: caduceus should run a youtube prank channel [e96]
27:27: “there’s nothing that calms a nervous mother like an erratic man” [e113]
27:31: ♫♫♫the best lay ever♫♫♫ [e8]
27:37: elvish gwenyth paltrow [e90]
27:40: so many things are fast & don’t have legs. haven’t you noticed? (my personal underrated fav) [e104]
28:05: “we can still see your weeeeeniiiieee!!!! ….i can see it!” [e33]
28:10: MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [e81]
28:18: pavlov’s vanessa carlton (♫MAKINMAWAY♫) [e138]
28:21: pavlov’s staind (♫BEENAWHILE♫) [e107]
28:22: “i’m going to…mess up my junk what fierce,” [e12]
28:27: if there’s a 50/50 chance your partner’s dead, you get a minotaur hall pass [e52]
28:36: let’s let queen nefertiti slam her ass all up and down that hallway [e29]
28:45: how (not) to ask someone if they’re with an evil guy who might be stalking you [e131]
29:24: totally inconspicuous tar-heating [e25]
29:30: “THANK YOU CALEB! PECS!” [e126]
29:35: hey you dead peRso n… h hey… [e21]
29:50: is this all-important religious artifact actually poop? DM says no [e90]
29:59: henry crabgrass, consent advocate [e112]
30:18: gorth and zorth [e52]
30:32: “my hand… is like my butt in many ways,” [e118]
30:26: “oh man…that’s gonna suck real bad, to not have any hands at all…” [e93]
30:42: adopt a bird, make her a soundboard [e22]
30:48: caduceus goes into his mind palace to find ghosts not worth punching [e31]
31:24: look at the . seagulls. just a . pinnacle of. beauty. they are………. [e97]
31:34: “punish that slit” [e55]
31:36: “ancient powerful wizard in a stone and we’re asking him if he has a FuckDoll” [e83]
31:40: trading secrets [e26]
31:51: “hello beeees” [e46]
31:55: fjord is drowning [e22]
32:01: this is just genuinely the most impressive party trick i’ve ever seen [e32]
32:09: “....towards our destiny” [e46]
32:21: seagull blood, not human blood! [e33]
32:25: shiver and queef [e116]
32:30: “i was just trying to make him ~SUFFER.~” [e89]
32:34: “alright dolphin lady, ride me” [e34]
32:36: perception check: suss out the size of fjord’s balls [e37]
32:42: nott decidedly fails at bonding with a child [e48]
32:52: “♫♫♫♫OOOOOHHH the mighty nein is the mighty nein♫♫♫” [e24]
33:21: jam sesh! in the middle of xhor-house! [e90]
33:40: “AHHHHHH” [e80]
33:41: “AHHHHHH” [e76]
33:42: “AHHHHHH” [e109]
33:43: “AHHHHHH” [e52]
33:44: (just pouring wine. nothing to see here) [e83]
33:45: DOOooooooo BUH!!! [e70]
33:47: “nothing happens for a reason. it’s absolute FuCkinG chaos.” [e93]
33:58: a solid 10 seconds of attempted goodbyes from Pumat and Caduceus [e111]
34:08: ready… BREAK! [e58]
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