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Technology IS magic, and you can't convince me otherwise.
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Young_Gilgamesh lemmy.world Young_Gilgamesh@lemmy.world
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Technology IS magic. Think about it. We take water and heat, and then turn it into steam. Seems pretty normal so far. Then, we turn that steam into rotation, and then we turn that rotation into a waveform inside a wire and send it wherever we want to do whatever we want, either returning to a rotation like in an EV or fan, or being used for processing information, like in computers or radios.

And you mean to tell me none of that is magic?

We turned rocks into sand and then sand into crystals, then we taught the crystals how to measure time and do math. But that wasn't enough, so we enslaved the very laws of the universe to do our bidding. Quantum computers are witchcraft!

And what do you think they're doing at CERN? With that big hardon collider? Just colliding hadrons, innocently? I don't think so.

Every day we talk to demons crafted from the digital remains of people long dead.

You can literally use your magic thinking crystal machine right now to talk to demons and dead people. Isn't the future wonderful?
And by the way, that magic thing you use is powered by rotation we extract from literal rocks. Let that sink in.

All of this is true, from a certain perspective. You just gotta squint a little to see the truth, or else it will leave you blinded. Too bright. Use Night Mode when viewing the truth.

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