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This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)

For most people there's no difference of ass and mouth.

i updoot this post

it jacks me off

? Why doesn't the nutrition tablet jack me off?

that’s why it should go up the ass

everything's cool after a shower

James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn't like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that's just jacking off with extra steps but he's in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?

Pure poetry.

Ahhh, a future we can all strive towards!

You didn't subscribe to the premium plan.

Where do I sign up?

my man

snaps yes!

Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.

I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that's how babies are made.

^ art

Best sci-fi I've read this year.

Just stay alive. AI will do the rest.

Cuil

Somewhere, a little tech bro of tomorrow is dutifully taking notes that fundamentally misunderstand the message.

Its very cyberpunk for sure! I think it was Cyberpunk Edgerunners where in the background of many street scenes there's folks just zonked out on the street with little fap machines going nuts on their junk while the world passes them by, completely oblivious to everything

Jordan Peterson's nightmare

Yeah isn’t this still better than the current timeline?

Full of what?

I don't get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?

hence the name

Your heart might be full but your balls sure as hell wouldn't be

I want my heart to be full

I'd be getting jacked off a hell of a lot more, that's for sure!

How would you get it past the buttplug?

It is the buttplug

"We've decided to build the jack-you-off machine, from that famous book 'Please don't build the jack-you-off machine'"

Oh, it's referencing this?

Just waiting for a tech billionaire to completely miss the point of this short story.

I feel like you have to post "Im an isreal artist" to get around a censor. Either way it's pretty funny

Some of the terminology is from Dan Simmons' Hyperion series.