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STHayden piefed.social STHayden@piefed.social
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Grimy lemmy.world Grimy@lemmy.world
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Me trying to figure out if the 5 year old orphan should be saved: "So the farmer must transport the wolf, goat, and cabbage across the river..."

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U7826391786239 lemmy.zip U7826391786239@lemmy.zip
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SaharaMaleikuhm feddit.org SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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fckreddit lemmy.ml fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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And think of the benefits. So. Many. Benefits.

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illi piefed.social illi@piefed.social
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I have no idea if things are real or satire anymore...

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Cypress lemmy.zip Draegur@lemmy.zip
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Backpfeifengesicht.

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Lena gregtech.eu lena@gregtech.eu
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If we restructured society in a way that makes increases in efficiency benefit everyone I'd be fine with such things. The difference here is, however, that we don't live in such a society and that LLMs aren't actually useful or better at work that people are, it's just that managers and CEOs think they are. They will realize this in a few years after most of their software is fucked over and they'll have to hire actual developers to fix it.

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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
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If we restructured society in a way that makes increases in efficiency benefit everyone I'd be fine with such things. The difference here is, however, that we don't live in such a society and that LLMs aren't actually useful or better at work that people are, it's just that managers and CEOs think they are. They will realize this in a few years after most of their software is fucked over and th...

The problem is we want increases in efficiency that benefit 99% of people but the 1% want the opposite and can override everyone else.

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dohpaz42 lemmy.world dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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No, no. The executioner needs to stay hydrated. At least 16 oz every couple of hours.

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dumbass piefed.social dumbass@piefed.social
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Think about how selfish marine life is, they live in water, water we could use to cool our AI data centers! Think about that!

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hector lemmy.today hector@lemmy.today
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Stupid orphans hogging all of that water, they should bring a lawsuit against them for endangering the supply needed for ai in having their place get on fire. It won't win but they can't pay for lawyers to defend it and they will go our of solvency and have to be dissoluted.

Now why do the courts let the rich file cases that have no merit to force people that haven't done wrong to pay millions of dollars indefinitely to defend themselves from bad faith allegations by shitty abusive rich people? Because fuck you, that's why. Any more questions? /s

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Juice midwest.social Juice@midwest.social
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If we restructured society in a way that makes increases in efficiency benefit everyone I'd be fine with such things. The difference here is, however, that we don't live in such a society and that LLMs aren't actually useful or better at work that people are, it's just that managers and CEOs think they are. They will realize this in a few years after most of their software is fucked over and th...

Taylorist production has been tried, yielded objectively better results than the old production methods, and they were still scrapped. Workers wouldn't adapt to more efficient production methods without more pay, and it necessitates worker-managers to train other workers. Since the owners of the factory refuse to pay workers more, so it's DOA.

Capitalism isn't rational, and can not become rational. "Increasing efficiency" means firing workers, not improving production. I know you maybe aren't arguing for more efficient capitalism, just saying it has been tried. Taylorism is the Esperanto of production. "Increasing efficiency," to the capitalists, means firing people, not making the system more rational.

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Lena gregtech.eu lena@gregtech.eu
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Taylorist production has been tried, yielded objectively better results than the old production methods, and they were still scrapped. Workers wouldn't adapt to more efficient production methods without more pay, and it necessitates worker-managers to train other workers. Since the owners of the factory refuse to pay workers more, so it's DOA. Capitalism isn't rational, and can not become ratio...

It wasn't my goal at all to advocate for capitalism, an inherently abusive system :P

Increases in efficiency should lead to less work required and a better life for everyone

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Juice midwest.social Juice@midwest.social
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It wasn't my goal at all to advocate for capitalism, an inherently abusive system :P Increases in efficiency should lead to less work required and a better life for everyone

I had a suspicion you weren't advocating for capitalism. But just in case someone comes along and thinks "yeah make capitalism more efficient," I like to underline the fact that "efficiency" has a different meaning if someone is a worker than if someone is a capitalist.

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mcforest feddit.org mcforest@feddit.org
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Actually it does if you need to clean the guillotine afterwards. But I'm open for alternatives.

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Mîm lemmy.zip Mim@lemmy.zip
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Backpfeifengesicht.

Gesicht wie ein Telefonbuch.
Aufschlagen.
Zuschlagen.
Immer wieder nachschlagen.

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#18 · Quote Reply

Did he actually say this..?

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UNY0N lemmy.wtf UNY0N@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-09-25
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Did he actually say this..?

No, he didn't. Please, for your sake and ours, learn to search for facts yourself instead of asking strangers on the internet to do it for you.

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Grimy lemmy.world Grimy@lemmy.world
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#20 · (edited) Quote Reply

Think about how selfish marine life is, they live in water, water we could use to cool our AI data centers! Think about that!

In a way, this whole planet is a datacenter, with the oceans as it's cooling system. We are the data.

-Neil Degrass Tyson

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
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No, he didn't. Please, for your sake and ours, learn to search for facts yourself instead of asking strangers on the internet to do it for you.

I know how to search the Internet but believe or not if someone posts something which may or may not be real, either they can respond accordingly or someone else easily can, as you just proved.

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GalacticSushi piefed.blahaj.zone GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-02-04
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Why do we need an orphanage in the first place? Is the Orphan Crushing Machine not working?

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TyrionBean lemmy.ml TyrionBean@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-02-19
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I know how to search the Internet but believe or not if someone posts something which may or may not be real, either they can respond accordingly or someone else easily can, as you just proved.

Well, given that it was posted in Memes, and after what he said the other day, it's pretty easy to determine that it is parody. However, I do sympathize, as we are living in an age where most headlines appear to have come out of The Onion a mere decade ago, but are in fact the reality we face today.

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ozymandias sh.itjust.works ozymandias@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-12-16
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In a way, this whole planet is a datacenter, with the oceans as it's cooling system. We are the data. -Neil Degrass Tyson

God I hate him so much... Well he used to just annoy me, but now I hate him

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voidsignal lemmy.world voidsignal@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-04
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Did he actually say this..?

He did not say this, but all-in-all, he did say this

"Know What Else Used a Lot of Energy? Human Civilization"

https://gizmodo.com/sam-altman-know-what-else-used-a-lot-of-energy-human-civilization-2000725167

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Spacehooks reddthat.com Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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Did he actually say this..?

Im sure he will say it eventually, the bar is really low for this reality.

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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Well, given that it was posted in Memes, and after what he said the other day, it's pretty easy to determine that it is parody. However, I do sympathize, as we are living in an age where most headlines appear to have come out of The Onion a mere decade ago, but are in fact the reality we face today.

Right. My question probably should have been "is this based on something he actually said or just a weird joke that I wouldn't get?"

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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He did not say this, but all-in-all, he did say this "Know What Else Used a Lot of Energy? Human Civilization" https://gizmodo.com/sam-altman-know-what-else-used-a-lot-of-energy-human-civilization-2000725167

Thank you. This is exactly the answer I was hoping for ^

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kate lemmy.uhhoh.com kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com
Joined: 2023-06-21
#29 · Quote Reply

Did he actually say this..?

hold on i'll ask chat g pp (/s)

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Ohi lemmy.world Ohi@lemmy.world
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If it's stealing real jobs, perhaps it is time you should reconsider the 'doesn't work' perspective.

It seems to work just fine my dude.

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jaybone lemmy.zip jaybone@lemmy.zip
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Why do we need an orphanage in the first place? Is the Orphan Crushing Machine not working?

Spoiler alert: they need orphans to run the orphan crushing machine.

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jaybone lemmy.zip jaybone@lemmy.zip
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#32 · Quote Reply

No, he didn't. Please, for your sake and ours, learn to search for facts yourself instead of asking strangers on the internet to do it for you.

It’s also easier to search for something someone did say, than to search for something they did not say.

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jaybone lemmy.zip jaybone@lemmy.zip
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If it's stealing real jobs, perhaps it is time you should reconsider the 'doesn't work' perspective. It seems to work just fine my dude.

It appears to be working, to execs and CEOs. But this will eventually be a problem when you are missing skilled workers who can handle things AI cannot.

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jaybone lemmy.zip jaybone@lemmy.zip
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Stupid orphans hogging all of that water, they should bring a lawsuit against them for endangering the supply needed for ai in having their place get on fire. It won't win but they can't pay for lawyers to defend it and they will go our of solvency and have to be dissoluted. Now why do the courts let the rich file cases that have no merit to force people that haven't done wrong to pay millions ...

lol get lawyers?

Those losers can’t even get parents.

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dmention7 midwest.social dmention7@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-06-25
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In a way, this whole planet is a datacenter, with the oceans as it's cooling system. We are the data. -Neil Degrass Tyson

This made me realize that it would be really hard to distinguish between a satirical NDT quote and something I have earnestly and profoundly thought to myself while 2 edibles into a nature documentary. And I'm not sure how to feel about that.

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RusAD lemmy.blahaj.zone RusAD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-06
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No, no. The executioner needs to stay hydrated. At least 16 oz every couple of hours.

Plus all the water that is needed to piss on their corpse...

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Arcka midwest.social Arcka@midwest.social
Joined: 2023-06-22
#37 · Quote Reply

Actually it does if you need to clean the guillotine afterwards. But I'm open for alternatives.

I've heard that coconut coir can be very absorbent.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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#38 · Quote Reply

children need to stop drinking water, selfish assholes.

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paequ2 lemmy.today paequ2@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-01-21
#39 · Quote Reply

In a way, this whole planet is a datacenter, with the oceans as it's cooling system. We are the data. -Neil Degrass Tyson

In a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips.

-Neil Degrass Tyson

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Reygle lemmy.world Reygle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#40 · (edited) Quote Reply

You know what conserves energy at nearly 100% efficiency?

A guillotine.

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madjo piefed.social madjo@piefed.social
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Plus all the water that is needed to piss on their corpse...

That’s called recycling

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Antaeus lemmy.world Antaeus@lemmy.world
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#42 · Quote Reply

If this is true: how disconnected from reality must you be to even say that sentence?

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Sam_Bass lemmy.world Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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#43 · (edited) Quote Reply

Better that than feeding his goddamn Artificial Stupidity company

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OwOarchist pawb.social OwOarchist@pawb.social
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#44 · Quote Reply

If this is true: how disconnected from reality must you be to even say that sentence?

I think this is satire, based on his 'humans also use a lot of energy' statements.

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OwOarchist pawb.social OwOarchist@pawb.social
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#45 · Quote Reply

In a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips. -Neil Degrass Tyson

Like, a thousand times over. Why does he keep reposting that same shower thought? Why is he so obsessed about that? Is there somewhere else he wants to kiss himself in the mirror?

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Antaeus lemmy.world Antaeus@lemmy.world
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#46 · Quote Reply

I think this is satire, based on his 'humans also use a lot of energy' statements.

Phew. I am normally not this gullible, but the internet has me questioning what used to be unheard of.

Thank you.

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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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I can't tell if this is real or not. It sounds ridiculous, but he does say some ridiculous things (like how millions of years of humanity have consumed more energy than four years of data centers...). But this just seems so comically ridiculous that I have trouble believing it.

This is why I hate when people fail to make it clear when something is satire. When people get used to doubting everything they see, then suddenly when someone really does say something comically ridiculous no one believes it.

I'll point it out from time to time and people will say "it's just a meme, don't take it so seriously." But we're supposed to be the rational and intellectually honest ones, no?

So why cultivate a meme culture where we can be just as misleading and deceitful as the fascists? This isn't a fire-with-fire situation. Their goal is to rob us of our humanity; if we stoop to their level, they win.

Even if he really did say this, my point stands, because of the simple fact that it's hard to believe at face value due to the prevalence of misleading memes. There's a line between disinformation and satire. Honest memes should make it clear which side of that line they fall on.

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Drekaridill lemmy.wtf Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-11-03
#48 · Quote Reply

Actually had to make sure I wasn't on a NotTheOnion instance.

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Ænima lemmy.zip regedit@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-27
#49 · Quote Reply

Spoiler alert: they need orphans to run the orphan crushing machine.

Ahhh the circle of life!😍

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scutiger lemmy.world scutiger@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#50 · Quote Reply

Actually it does if you need to clean the guillotine afterwards. But I'm open for alternatives.

Why do you need to clean the guillotine? Afraid they'll get an infection?

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UNY0N lemmy.wtf UNY0N@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-09-25
#51 · Quote Reply

I know how to search the Internet but believe or not if someone posts something which may or may not be real, either they can respond accordingly or someone else easily can, as you just proved.

Perhaps I was too harsh. My apologies. I'm just very worried about how people deal with information and truth recently.

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