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RFK Jr. Claims Anti-Protein Extremists Left Head Of Lettuce On His Doorstep
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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
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Link: https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-claims-anti-protein-extremists-left-head-of-lettuce-on-his-doorstep/
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Eternal192 anarchist.nexus Eternal192@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-09-06
#2 · Quote Reply

That's too healthy for him, he could have died, what were they thinking doing something so dangerous!
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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
#3 · Quote Reply
Eternal192 wrote:
That's too healthy for him, he could have died, what were they thinking doing something so dangerous!

green is the color of EVIL!!!!!!
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Linktank lemmy.today Linktank@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-08-07
#4 · Quote Reply

Maybe if they ran it over first he would like it.

Or if it was a head of whale instead?
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Milksteaks midwest.social Milksteaks@midwest.social
Joined: 2023-07-01
#5 · Quote Reply
Eternal192 wrote:
That's too healthy for him, he could have died, what were they thinking doing something so dangerous!

Hes gotta wash off the taint of that lettuce by swimming in some sewage filled water with his grandkids
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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply
Linktank wrote:
Maybe if they ran it over first he would like it. Or if it was a head of whale instead?

The fact that your comment is NOT completely nonsense is mindboggling.
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hector lemmy.today hector@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-09-03
#7 · Quote Reply

I didn't see this was the onion, presumed this was real, it sounds real, not the dumest sounding thing that happened today either.
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VerilyFemme lemmy.blahaj.zone VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-05-18
#8 · Quote Reply

I eat the Onion every time they involve RFK. He's just too far out there, he could do or say anything.
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thlibos thelemmy.club thlibos@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-01-30
#9 · Quote Reply

I am so sick of anti-protein extremists!
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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
#10 · Quote Reply
thlibos wrote:
I am so sick of anti-protein extremists!

I hate those APEs!!
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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
#11 · Quote Reply
VerilyFemme wrote:
I eat the Onion every time they involve RFK. He's just too far out there, he could do or say anything.

You need emergency KFR pills!
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thlibos thelemmy.club thlibos@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-01-30
#12 · Quote Reply
Milksteaks wrote:
Hes gotta wash off the taint of that lettuce by swimming in some sewage filled water with his grandkids

He's going to snort some beef protein isolate off of a toilet, now.
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