I remember having this exact concern when I started masturbating, which was obviously shameful and sinful. Good ol' Catholic guilt.

They shame you from birth for doing perfectly normal things and healthy things, things they specifically chose because everyone does them, and then they tell you you're being watched everywhere 24/7.

They just want to control as many people as possible, just like politicians, and everyone else who has had a taste of power in their life.

Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power. But, really, everything is about power, including sex.

Mate if heaven is so boring grandma is watching you gobble balls instead of spending all her time gobbling balls do you even wanna go.

Let grandma enjoy the show!

Grandma striking down the FBI agents that spy on us too?

Grandma should know enough to look somewhere else.

Yeah, be happy she can't tell you how you are doing it wrong and in her day...

Reminds me of this comic

The privacy screen in a confessional booth is there so you don't see the weird old man going to town on himself under his robes. If he slides open a small hole in the divider and tells you to read Song of Solomon 5:4, it's time to run.

She's just floating around and criticizing your ball-gobbling technique, trying to offer pointers. You don't blast out a dozen kids to tend the dirt-farm without knowing a thing or two about how they're made.

So a couple things

1. this is premium content I'm making here, mmkay, you best believe I expect a crowd to gather and a 'that's my (grand)son!' with foam #1 fingers, concession grub, and competitive betting taking place

2. also hell no I don't want to go, it's all straight people and gay people who died in denial, I want to (continue to) get my freak on with raunchy adorable twinks and chubby guys for a long, long time

😎

A lifetime of punishment/reward for a finite life of sin? Nah, come back when heaven understands integrity.

Maybe Grandma is gobbling balls in heaven.

You know what you're about.

1v1 me gran

Dicks out for Harambe and balls out for grandma?

Meanwhile grama busy gobbling cock in heaven.

Granny is living large

1v1? You underestimate granny. 2, 3 sometimes more.

Oh I know what the ladies like

wait no wrong quote-

It's so sad that Santa for adults is still a thing

Oh my. 😮 😅

Dickballs out for Harambe's grandma.

Depends on what kind of grandma was she. Chances are she was secretly cheering and shouting "CHUG CHUG CHUG"

There is only sex. Everything is sex. Do you understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth?

Stop trying to have sex with me with your truth. Pervert.

Except for sex, which is tennis.

So, I am a ball-owning-person.
Yet, i find the tought of them being "gobbled" quite distressing.

I guess what i'm asking is: is this a normal thing people do and enjoy???

English is my third language and I had to look up that word, now I'm even more confused. You people randomly spit on your balls?

according to Cambridge Dictionary gobble means "to eat food too fast" or "to eat quickly and sometimes with a lot of noise"

I mean, I love how it's programmed YOU should feel ashamed. Like, ghost being some peeping-tom voyeurs... I think is the real problem. Like, granny not adverting her eyes is really not a me problem. Catholics really got start teaching "When you dead, please stop doing creepy things"

Gobble usually means to eat quickly or with haste

In this context OOP using "gobbling balls" is a funny and naughty way to say she enjoys performing oral sex on her male partner(s)

gran's into what?

This was perfect

Grandma's absence of pride comes only from your rookie numbers. You gotta up your gobbling game to match the OG

Grandma's a voyeur.