I don’t think I have the moderating skills, lol.

Just a little tender tenderizing.

Now I'm trying to figure out what dirty joke I accidentally made

Well done.

I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.

Yeah, I fucked that part up

I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.

But his comment is relevant the toppic.

Modern industrial famring utilizes forced insemination with a tool operated by a human.

A reasonable person could argue that it's not sexual assault becuase the act was not for sextial gratification, but purely utilitarian in order to obtain a baby cow, disregarding the welfare of the cow.

In other words, whether an act is sexual assault or not depends on the intentions of the actor, regardless of the experience of the subject and physical nature of the act.

If you fill in "human" as your subject in the above formula, a reasonable person could conclude that the experience of the subject does, infact, matter.

tf goinf on in the kfc state 💀

You got it. This is why I went vegan for years.

I thought it was going to be the classic WKYK skit

I’m aware. I’m a vegan because I’m not down for animal rape. The bestiality laws are written with exceptions for people who are acting, not out of their own sexual interest, but out of financial interest.

I wanted to have a slightly different discussion, because this one’s depressing as shit though.

that's just how Japanese are. they're so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7.

no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.

This is what no abortions does to a place

It's not about the fact that this was necrozoophilia. The real issue is that wildlife can contract communicable diseases and pass them on to humans.

There's about as much morally wrong with fucking a deer as there is eating a bat.

😂

I've always wanted to fuck a deer. They're pretty hot.

Damn it man, you cannot start a sentence like that. I can never quite tell on lemmy when people are being serious...

I get it.

Pardon...

wildlife can contract communicable diseases

And deer in particular are infested with prions.

I don't care how alluring the animal might be, I don't want those things in my continent, let alone my genitals.

Exactly. Can a man not beat his meat in the privacy of a road shoulder anymore? What is this world coming to?

We already dismissed him as an outlier.

The keyword is informed consent, which requires full understanding of the situation. Children, animals, and impaired people can't give informed consent.

That dirty doe.

You don't want people killing deer just to have sex with them.

That's how you get Lyme disease.

Would you be ok if he fucked a human corpse? Dug it out, and fucked it?

-No Necrophillia
-No Bestiality
-No Pedophillia

Simple

EXCUSE ME! Bear- BEAR FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

At the very least he shouldn't be a drain on the taxpayers for it.

The lesson here is to take the carcass home first before you fuck it. Nobody would have cared if he was going to eat it.

I'm going to create my own Kentucky, with blackjack and hookers!

More Red Oblast problems.

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That's probably a member of NAMDLA ...

Wondering if that's due to him being sick with deer-sentery or gono-reindeer

I think we can give this guy some community services. He isn't anywhere close to the worst person in America

I hoped I would find this here.

I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream,make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! Oh Shit! Is my mic on?

If you're gonna fuck a steak, it should be warm first.

I respect this guy more than your President

It's neither safe, sanitary, nor ok. Some people don't want to know that someone will fucking bang their corpse once they are dead. That used to be a person, and if the Torture Nexus guys have their way, will be again.

EDIT: Ok, fine. How many corpses do you need dug up? 20$ a piece for you to fuck.

But I fuck yours once you die.

TL;DR: I just know it's fucked up, but my arguments are weak.

Ideally, there is no necrozoophilia happening.

I concur. It's way better to eat the deer and fuck the bat. If you have tape, that is.

So what you are saying is you fuck deers

Only dead ones

Checks out.

That look of shame on his face is truly the expression of a man who was caught fucking a dead animal.