What is the buddy supposed to hang on to?

His dignity.

This looks AI generated

IKR? The F-35 wasn’t designed to suddenly transition to ground vehicle like the Osprey

In the shitting position, with both hands engaged, while still wearing underwear?

Might wanna drop those skivvies (belted skivvies? That’s new.) in step 2, otherwise you can skip all this nonsense and just shit yourself.

Yah there is a lot of nonsensical compression artifacts, and they’re of wildly varying scales.

Hence the bit about always wearing a life vest.

Nah, the text makes sense and is not a garbled Zalgo mess.

they don't actually do#2, do they? 0.o

Isn’t the F-35 picture a reference to an American aircraft carrier losing a plane in the ocean by banking too hard during a maneuver?

If you're the buddy, be sure to keep your mouth shut

I know there were two F18s that subgraded into submarines, one in April the other in May

A lot of AI shit nowadays can make readable text.

To facilitate cleaning: wipe with the underwear, remove it, wash on the sea, wear it again

Guys, there's EXTRA CONTEXT for this one!

https://www.whro.org/military-veterans/2025-07-17/overflowing-toilets-are-hampering-uss-fords-recent-deployment

When I first read this, I thought subgraded meant "fell into the water and sank" and "into subs" meant hit them/wrecked in to subs (that were near the ship at the time the aircraft sank). Insert spongebob (too much) time passing meme. Oh...

Sometimes I find Peter Explains the Joke funny. Sometimes I need it. I hope you've had a good day. This has been mine.

It's clearly morged /s

continvoucly?

seamen are required to hold their shit for their entire deployment, it's a known fact. When they get home they release one giant shit.

Not with that attitude it isn't.

You follow the example set by the president.

til he hung from the rail by his finger tip
millie said floyd i’ll make you lose your grip
with this tiny piece of paper i can make you slip

Every aircraft suddenly transitions to a ground vehicle if you use it wrong enough. Design is beside the point.

Yeah, but the joke is

Huh, interesting. I haven't see that yet. I guess it was just a matter of time.

Is the context not the jets 'fallen' in the ocean?

that is the official explanation.
But when it's 3 and in the Red Sea I suspect they could be lying again.
Also one of their ships suddenly has to leave for 'urgent repairs'.
All is well.

That too, but also the USS Gerald Ford, which is named in the image, having toilet clogging problems

That doesn't surprise me, the nazi boat is a good metaphor the US.

well it looks like there's an editing artifact near some text