Link: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/23/german-tourists-floating-sauna-rescued-swedish-ice-floe

Authorities mounted rescue operation after group of five lost control of ice sheet in Stockholm archipelago

This would have been an incredibly awesome idea if it had worked.

Oh well.

An aggressively bad idea.

Respect the ice, people. You don't last for long in water that cold.

Floating saunas are ok, but for very obvious reasons don't build them on ice

"Hans, I have the best idea"

We will call it the Schwimmendefestewasserunterkunftmitheißluftausdampfdieausschließlichderentspannungdientundabsolutsicher

Tbf, on the scale of bad ideas, this is a pretty good one

Floating, fixed water accommodation with hot water air from steam which is exclusively for relaxation and absolutely safe.

I feel nerd sniped.