(from "Wild," 1954)

Seems like the comics output is kind of slowing down here and at other communities. That's sad. 😯

If I were invisable, I'd mess with people waiting at bus stops.

Like whispering in their ear "We've been trying to reach you about your bus's extended warrenty"

But nobody hears it except them.

Twist: you're invisible, but the stuff that comes out of you isn't. Imagine sneezing & boogers just hanging in the air, or not getting your ass perfectly clean after pooping so there's literally shit floating around, etc.

I'd go open people's shoelaces.
And move stuff in front of their doorbell cameras.

Taking a dump on a cop car's hood just got funnier

Is that... is that a gut microbiome just floating in the air?

I wouldn't mess with the humble bus riders, I'll go straight for the rich and billionaires, and gaslight them to their graves.

Or just go into magic shows, I don't know..