I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.

No peace. Only war fueled by annoyance.

Tie the ends together. Endless TP.

except for cat people

There will be constant border wars.

It's worse than both of them being the wing way

No kidding. I have a plastic guard on the roll as well and my cats still manage to unroll the damn thing.

I told my wife if she hangs the TP with the dangler close to the wall spiders make nests there.

Problem solved.

I still remember how the very first mod for Fallout 4 was fixing toilet paper placement

I'm glad you are using you genius for good.

Can't you just keep the bathroom door closed?

I keep the litter box in the bathroom. We poop as a family.

Can we not have political posts on this sub? I come to this sub to get away from politics.

alternative: stand the roll on its end on top of the sink next to the toilet

We shouldnt tolerate such absurdity smh

But then do you have the paper tailing off the roll to the left or the right?

I do this with the dual TP holders at work. Someone will occasionally flip one around.

Bidet gang where you at?🚨🚨🚨

Do your part! Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Just wind up and give it a spin and hold your ass against it.

Do you have a source on it being the very first? I'm seeing one that came out in March 2016 which certainly makes it early but far from being the very first one

Our 16 year cat just discovered she can play with the roll. She’s never touched it before.

Word of mouth. It was something I heard when fo4 came out. Never verified that info myself, but I will be pretty disappointed if that was fake news

Until an extremist sees progress and decides to piss on top of both.

I can't comprehend!

The right way of doing it is the right way of doing it

Go back to Franceland, limey.

It's a code for gay sex invitation. Found that out the hard way.

Ever tried it? It's pretty fun, tbh.

fr. People are still using toilet paper? Are they barbarians?

But which one is the right way of doing it?

This is the kinda shit I was looking for.

Compromise with heresy is obscene.

I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.

You may need more rolls and possibly a plunger.

How hard was it?

At least I tried.

Which wing is the white way?

Trolling minds want to know ;)

Picturing something like this?

But you still use toilet paper with a bidet. What?

bruh

This is one of a million reasons why dogs are better than cats. And I say that as a cat owner (only of a year or so tbh but she annoys me FAR more than the dog will over his entire life)

I didn't know that one. I'm going to keep doing it.