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MrGabr ttrpg.network MrGabr@ttrpg.network
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There are a lot of manhole covers on the first section of my drive to work, and I commknly see people swerving all over the road just so their tires won't touch them, even jeeps. Why?

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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-03
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My favorite people are those who drive giant SUVs with huge tires lifted way off the ground who do this and also slow down to 2MPH to go over train tracks.

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TheWeirdestCunt lemmy.today TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-03
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Because it feels horrible to drive over and if they're bad enough you can crack your rim on them

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Admiral Patrick dubvee.org ptz@dubvee.org
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In my city, they just keep paving over the old asphalt, so the manhole covers are like 6 inches deep in some places. Hitting one of those in my sedan is not pleasant.

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NGram piefed.ca NGram@piefed.ca
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At least up north around where I live manhole covers are often also either holes or bumps in the road due to things shifting around from the freeze/thaw cycles. Basically potholes with a purpose. Hitting bumps is bad for your car, so that's a pretty good reason to avoid them. Though I'd never swerve around a bump if I was going to come close to someone else, since that's much more dangerous.

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Onomatopoeia lemmy.cafe Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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My favorite people are those who drive giant SUVs with huge tires lifted way off the ground who do this and also slow down to 2MPH to go over train tracks.

And here I am with my 20 year old little truck and don't slow down for anything.

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oni ᓚᘏᗢ lemmy.world capuccino@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-28
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My favorite people are those who drive giant SUVs with huge tires lifted way off the ground who do this and also slow down to 2MPH to go over train tracks.

I was about to comment just right this.

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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-08
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In addition to frequently being a dip in the road, there are two on my way to work that make a clunking noise when I go over them and I don't like it. This has lead to a habit where I just avoid them in general.

I don't expect them to fail, it is just the noise and bumping feeling.

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CMLVI lemmy.world CMLVI@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-29
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As others have said, it's just not great for the car. Will it damage it if you hit one? Probably not. But if it's your work route or other commonly taken route, you're gonna hit it 260x in a year, and you'll own the car for multiple years. It adds up quick. Plus, they aren't always smooth to the ground or free of other pot holes and square edges. If you hit it hard enough or if it's too sharp, jagged, or deep, you can damage the wheel, the suspension, and the tire itself, easily in the thousands of dollars to repair, along with not having a vehicle for up to a few weeks.

Don't get me wrong, they shouldn't really be swerving all over the road, but dodging em when you can is nice.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.world SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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I find the name manhole to be sexist and I prefer the term personhole.

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IWW4 lemmy.zip IWW4@lemmy.zip
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My favorite people are those who drive giant SUVs with huge tires lifted way off the ground who do this and also slow down to 2MPH to go over train tracks.
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ilillilillilillililli lemmy.world ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-14
#12 · Quote Reply

Your tire usually drops into them and this shortens the lifespan of struts, ball joints, sway bar links, control arm bushings, and potentially throws off your alignment.

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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-03
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I drive a Honda fit and don't baby my tires like these people. Tires that are way smaller and an undercarriage way closer to the ground. Not a vehicle made for bumps like an SUV is. I have never, not once, had to replace my tires from damage other than a piece of debris that got picked up like a nail dropped in the road. I'm on my second Honda Fit as well so I've been driving them for some time.

If SUVs are losing tires to train track they are so insanely overpriced. Their car payments are more than a set of my tires.

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IWW4 lemmy.zip IWW4@lemmy.zip
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I drive a Honda fit and don't baby my tires like these people. Tires that are way smaller and an undercarriage way closer to the ground. Not a vehicle made for bumps like an SUV is. I have never, not once, had to replace my tires from damage other than a piece of debris that got picked up like a nail dropped in the road. I'm on my second Honda Fit as well so I've been driving them for some time...
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DeepThought42 lemmy.world DeepThought42@lemmy.world
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I drive a small car with stiff (sport) suspension. In my area manhole covers typically aren't aligned well with the road surface making them quite bumpy to drive over. This can jarring and even painful for me due to medical issues that I don't care to get into here. So I routinely avoid driving over manhole covers.

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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
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Why the fuck do people on lemmy intentionally misquote people to make their points?

Do you really think people can't just read my comment? Or did you just not comprehend what I actually wrote?

If going over manhole covers or train tracks too fast caused tire damage it would have happened to my cars by now. I've been driving for over 24 years.

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cattywampas lemmy.world cattywampas@lemmy.world
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#17 · Quote Reply

I know which ones near me are bad.

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village604 adultswim.fan village604@adultswim.fan
Joined: 2025-09-27
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My favorite people are those who drive giant SUVs with huge tires lifted way off the ground who do this and also slow down to 2MPH to go over train tracks.

The funny part is that going slower makes the bump worse. Your shocks need to compress to work.

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CompactFlax discuss.tchncs.de CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2025-02-14
#19 · (edited) Quote Reply

The forces on your suspension can be tremendous. Repeated impacts cause faster wear. Large impacts can cause immediate damage and/or loss of control. The popularity of large wheels means the capacity of the tyres to absorb an impact is reduced, and even with larger sidewalks, tyres can be damaged by impacting a sharp edge. A single OEM rim can cost over $1000; a suspension repair is probably in the same cost range. At this time of year in frosty countries with failing infrastructure, manholes aren’t typically even close to level with the road surface and may be a significant road hazard.

Jeeps have the handling characteristics of a jeep, and hitting bumps in them is uncomfortable. “Off road capabilities” is not the same as Baja.

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THE_GR8_MIKE lemmy.world THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-03
#20 · (edited) Quote Reply

Because I drive the same way every day. I know which ones to avoid and which ones are fine. I also have to pay to do maintenance on my car. If I can move the steering wheel a few inches for certain covers rather than spend a weekend replacing suspension, I'll do that.

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CompactFlax discuss.tchncs.de CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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My favorite people are those who drive giant SUVs with huge tires lifted way off the ground who do this and also slow down to 2MPH to go over train tracks.

Huge tyres? Or huge rims.

Skinny tires on huge rims and a lift kit will self destruct pretty quickly. Pavement princess trucks are considerably less capable, ironically.

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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-03
#22 · Quote Reply

Huge tyres? Or huge rims. Skinny tires on huge rims and a lift kit will self destruct pretty quickly. Pavement princess trucks are considerably less capable, ironically.

Huge tires, not rims. I get the big rim idiots babying their purchases. I'm talking about regular SUV tires.

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lemmymeetsworld lemmy.world rossman@lemmy.world
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#23 · Quote Reply

i unconsciously avoid sidewalk grates also. fear of falling forever ig

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Ephera lemmy.ml Ephera@lemmy.ml
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#24 · Quote Reply

I would try to avoid driving over them when safely possible, because they make an annoying noise, which I wanted to spare folks living nearby from. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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GreatWhiteBuffalo41 slrpnk.net greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-11
#25 · Quote Reply

As someone who opens them regularly, because so many of the chimneys are collapsing and I regularly wonder how some haven't caved in yet.

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Lexam lemmy.world Lexam@lemmy.world
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#26 · Quote Reply

Tell me, what alignment is your car?

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Flying_Penguin lemmy.zip Flying_Penguin@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-02-11
#27 · Quote Reply

Tell me, what alignment is your car?

Chaotic neutral.

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Corngood lemmy.ml Corngood@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2020-06-24
#28 · Quote Reply

Why do I feel good when I avoid stepping on the pavement cracks?

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AA5B lemmy.world AA5B@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#29 · (edited) Quote Reply

After freezing temperatures, construction, and deferred maintenance, manhole covers can be a damaging obstruction

My car is only two years old, and the one time it needed work …. I hit one of the smaller pieces of road infrastructure - a gas valve maybe. But the pavement was broken up around it so it was a deep hole with a sharp metal edge. It destroyed my tire, a damn expensive tire

Edit to add: for my older car I just had to spend $1,500 replacing a control arm and ball joint. While there’s no way to identify a specific cause, trying to avoid obstructions is a possibility I can control

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CmdrShepard49 sh.itjust.works CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-05
#30 · Quote Reply

As someone who opens them regularly, because so many of the chimneys are collapsing and I regularly wonder how some haven't caved in yet.

Around here the chimneys are fine and the road around them has sunk so they stick up a couple inches above the road surface.

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treadful lemmy.zip treadful@lemmy.zip
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#31 · Quote Reply

It's fun to do on a motorcycle.

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BurgerBaron piefed.social BurgerBaron@piefed.social
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#32 · (edited) Quote Reply

As someone who opens them regularly, because so many of the chimneys are collapsing and I regularly wonder how some haven't caved in yet.

I've witnessed a failure like this once but it took a sunken brick crosswalk where we get frost heave into a U-shape with a flat manhole cover in the middle of one lane to get driven over for a couple years until one day the lip under the cover was so busted up it flipped the lid right out when my mom drove over it lol.

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remon ani.social remon@ani.social
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#33 · Quote Reply

The manhole covers are lava!

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GreatWhiteBuffalo41 slrpnk.net greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net
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#34 · Quote Reply

Around here the chimneys are fine and the road around them has sunk so they stick up a couple inches above the road surface.

That's kind of amusing to me IDK why

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GreatWhiteBuffalo41 slrpnk.net greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net
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#35 · (edited) Quote Reply

I've witnessed a failure like this once but it took a sunken brick crosswalk where we get frost heave into a U-shape with a flat manhole cover in the middle of one lane to get driven over for a couple years until one day the lip under the cover was so busted up it flipped the lid right out when my mom drove over it lol.

I was in Oklahoma one time and I opened a lid on a road and the whole lid fell in because the frame broke as I opened it. City was just kinda like "yeah that happens" and I'm like wtf do you mean that happens?!?! Their system was very very fucked though lol

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TheUniverseandNetworks lemmy.world TheUniverseandNetworks@lemmy.world
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#36 · Quote Reply

I drive through a new area near our home everyday (in UK).
Some of the manhole covers make a loud "clonk" noise when I drive over them.
I avoid them because it will otherwise annoy our new neighbours.
I used to live off a main road into town.
There was a loose manhole cover there which drove me crazy until I managed to get the council to fix it. Probably just had stones in it making it loose.

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Retro_unlimited lemmy.world Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
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#37 · Quote Reply

When I went to Mexico, none of them had the covers, just holes everywhere on the roads and sidewalks.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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#38 · Quote Reply

They're hella loud when you hit them.

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
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#39 · Quote Reply

Around here the chimneys are fine and the road around them has sunk so they stick up a couple inches above the road surface.

Maybe you and they are on opposite sides of the world so, when the chimneys sink on their side, the counterparts on your side are pushed out.

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The_Almighty_Walrus lemmy.world The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world
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#40 · Quote Reply

Around me, they're either 2 inches below the road surface, so a giant pothole, or 2 inches above the road surface, so a giant speed bump.

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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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#41 · Quote Reply

The manhole covers are lava!

Red alert! Red alert! Danger!

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RattlerSix lemmy.world RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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#42 · Quote Reply

My favorite people are those who drive giant SUVs with huge tires lifted way off the ground who do this and also slow down to 2MPH to go over train tracks.

Big tires don't really help for that though, and lifts like that often have a tighter suspension and a rougher ride. The vehicle you want to drive fast over bumps would be some kind of luxury car that puts a lot of emphasis on having a smooth ride.

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VitoRobles lemmy.today VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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#43 · Quote Reply

When I went to Mexico, none of them had the covers, just holes everywhere on the roads and sidewalks.

When I was a kid, I biked on a manhole cover. Right after I passed it, the manhole cover collapsed into the street.

That Final Destination fear never left me.

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corsicanguppy lemmy.ca corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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#44 · Quote Reply

This is because people drove a street like tonnele from the 139 to the 495 (07306 to 07047) and witnessed the height issues around the manholes there.

It's PTSDriving. After surviving the doubly bifurcated and traffic-signaled tonnele traffic circle of pain, that stretch of i9 is just the next circle of hell.

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AA5B lemmy.world AA5B@lemmy.world
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#45 · Quote Reply

The funny part is that going slower makes the bump worse. Your shocks need to compress to work.

No. Slowing may make the bump feel worse to you )unless you do it right) while still being less strain on your suspension

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HubertManne piefed.social HubertManne@piefed.social
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#46 · Quote Reply

I do this. Its like stepping on a crack or whatnot. I just can't handle one of my tires being on a different surface than the others. For me its definately a my brain is wierd thing.

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village604 adultswim.fan village604@adultswim.fan
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#47 · Quote Reply

No. Slowing may make the bump feel worse to you )unless you do it right) while still being less strain on your suspension

No, you want your suspension to compress. That's it's job. But you want it to start compressing as it's hitting the bump so it drops down on the other side instead of the whole car dipping.

And I'm not talking about going over it at 50mph. A lot of speed bumps will have a suggested speed posted near or are designed for the posted speed limit. And I'm talking about the people who are basically idling over the bump.

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AA5B lemmy.world AA5B@lemmy.world
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#48 · (edited) Quote Reply

No, you want your suspension to compress. That's it's job. But you want it to start compressing as it's hitting the bump so it drops down on the other side instead of the whole car dipping. And I'm not talking about going over it at 50mph. A lot of speed bumps will have a suggested speed posted near or are designed for the posted speed limit. And I'm talking about the people who are basically i...

The smoothest transition with least chance of damaging suspension is ….

Mostly stop long enough for the car to stop leaning forward. Then gently accelerate of the bump. No dip, no damage

Meanwhile I’ve paid to enough suspension repairs to not want to hurry up another.

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