How the hell would I be able to keep track of those 3 days without a potato clock? 😩

I am a potato, does this mean if I check the time during the competition that I am disqualified even if I did not physically construct a potato clock?

Yeah, I could probably do it.

300 million what, though?

Yeah

Ok, then yeah, I’d like to try. Do you need my credit card, or do you take Venmo?

I never understood why in the US (North America? Europe?) children do this experiment with potatoes. Use a citric fruit instead, much better at moving ions around.

It's lice. You get 300 million lice.

Now, can you build the potato clocked, huh?

Yeah

Mr. Wizard would have loved this... RIP

RIP Cave Johnson

I think it’s because every American thinks they’re Irish

NOOOOOOOOOO

Ain’t worth it. I need potato clocks too badly.

Grams of gravel

Damn. One day it’ll be something good. Ok, just add it to the lice pile over there.

Fuck yeah, dude. I can never have enough gravel.

Yeah no, I'm not passing up on my integrity just to get 300 mio. Unbelievable

Potatoes for the potato clocks you build after the three days

Wow, that’s like way more than $10 worth of potatoes.

Just count every second, easy

It depends on whether the BIOS is unlocked.

(Baked Input/Output Spud)

What’s the money even worth without my tater time? :(

But potatoes are from the Americas

I think its because potatoes rot a lot slower giving the kid time to enjoy the clock.

Depends: 300 million what?

If it's dollars? Sure!

If it's feral hogs, I guess I better learn how and get to building ASAP!

Edit: Oh wait, re-read it! It seems I get the 300 million feral hogs in advance?

Yeah, I DEFINITELY won't be able to construct anything while some lunatic desperately attempts to cram hundreds of millions of deadly swine into my 3rd floor apartment 😬

no rules against lemon clocks

If you go back far enough, it's all Pangaea 🤷

Can I still use it to power AI?

Probably because potatoes are less messy than citrus fruits. No teacher wants to deal with an even stickier classroom.

3 days?! Nah fam, I'm out.

Yes, but first you must overcome the friction from the starches by adding butter.

And the kid can eat it in the end.

Nail bites

Oranges seem a good alternative. Oranges and Tomatoes used to be extremely abundant in the U.S. not sure I want to check their prices now

what am i going to do with 300million potatoes if i can’t build clocks for 3 days?

European here, France, maybe we should use black coffee and a cigarette.

It’ll be hard but I think I could do it.

Well, when you're a multimillionare, you can have a lot more tater time!