You know it's legit because it's heavy.

Looks absolutely radiant.

Thats how you know it is expensive.

That was the prize in the cereal box, wasn't it?

it'll positively make you glow!

Your GF is glowing.

Love the radio noise surrounding it in the photograph

That reddit watermark always makes me cringe

It has a half-life.

Crack it open!

If you strap this to your balls you'll shoot loads like the Hulk.

It would be all over the photo, though.

LPT: If it tells you to "drop and run", it's because the owner is trying to stop you from stealing it.

But take a close look to be sure. Some less valuable sticks look very similar but lack the warning.

Madame Curie’s exclusive balm

It's all fun and games until science comes into play

Oh man 😝 Like 3 months ago I dropped a tube of classy chapstick and realized it was mostly regular-sized chapstick with a classy cover.

I now know what I must do 😎☢️

So put it back.

Oooh, a real Drop and Run! Expensive taste

Unless it's a very massive pinhole camera?

It probably has asbestos in it (no really).

Don't open it

Made of lead

Wrong. Its a ww2 vibrator.

Totally ruins the “My girlfriend” part of the joke too, especially since the image effects are another part of the joke

It’ll light up some other lips.

I never get any of the cool shit from cereal brands.