ship my pants? ship my pants are you serious?

Wow, this is the perfect summation of the 2026 state of the union address.

I was too busy evacuating my colon

Ahhh, a reenactment of the state of the union then.

That is the same expression my toddler gets when he's filling up his diaper.

Whoa you gotta put an NSFW tag on images like these.

When life gives you children rape and kill them -DJT

sums up his life perfectly

I'm not watching, because trump is the one delivering it. Is there shit falling out of his pants leg?

My favorite part of that is the bald guy went on years later to be a regular cast member of superstore.

The commercial was probably 2002?

Superstore was 2018?

He looks EXACTLY the same.

........oof. You're not misrepresenting him, but man I wish you were.

Thanks for the summary. I'd've only watched it if he died mid-speech.

Same. Just to make sure it was true that the ShitGoblin was finally dead.

Unless it was from being shot, then I'd watch it every day and twice on Sunday.

A broken clock...

I need to watch Superstore.

Everyone in that ad killed it and I’m always curious about the writer of it (and any other similarly clever ad) if they’re still in marketing where their talents are imo a bit wasted.