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not_IO lemmy.blahaj.zone not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-12-06
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Die Mart Die sh.itjust.works diemartin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-06
#2 · Quote Reply

A lot of nazis fled to Argentina, where "pete" is slang for blowjob.

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere, but too tired rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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AnchoriteMagus lemmy.world AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-28
#3 · Quote Reply

Petition for someone to write a song called "Hitler Pete" and set it to the tune of "Cuban Pete" from The Mask.
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raicon lemmy.world raicon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-08
#4 · Quote Reply

and also: the reptile
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blinfabian feddit.nl blinfabian@feddit.nl
Joined: 2025-03-03
#5 · Quote Reply
raicon wrote:
and also: the reptile

also lithpetree
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AngryCommieKender lemmy.world AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply
AnchoriteMagus wrote:
Petition for someone to write a song called "Hitler Pete" and set it to the tune of "Cuban Pete" from The Mask.

Ahh they call me Hitler Pete!

That's the sound of an SS Beat!

When my guns go click-clicky-boom click-clicky-boom click-clicky-boom!
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AnchoriteMagus lemmy.world AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-28
#7 · Quote Reply
AngryCommieKender wrote:
Ahh they call me Hitler Pete! That's the sound of an SS Beat! When my guns go click-clicky-boom click-clicky-boom click-clicky-boom!

My hero
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Čauky Mňauky lemmy.zip PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-04-16
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

And just like Hitler, he's also constantly strung out.
(or so it seems)
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Stormy thelemmy.club Stormy@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-02-16
#9 · Quote Reply
Čauky Mňauky wrote:
And just like Hitler, he's also constantly strung out. (or so it seems)

He's one of those guys who does meth, and thinks it helps him focus and does no harm but it's for sure doing harm.
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Wbear lemmy.zip Wbear@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-23
#10 · Quote Reply
AnchoriteMagus wrote:
Petition for someone to write a song called "Hitler Pete" and set it to the tune of "Cuban Pete" from The Mask.

From The Mask? Not I Love Lucy?
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AnchoriteMagus lemmy.world AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-28
#11 · Quote Reply
Wbear wrote:
From The Mask? Not I Love Lucy?

Before my time, sorry.
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Hozerkiller lemmy.ca Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-05
#12 · Quote Reply

Hitler pete sounds way worse than Pete Hitler. You could probably convince most people Pete Hitler was the name of the Hitler relative that faught for America in WW2.
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