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Bricked
feddit.org
bricked@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-10-21 |
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raman_klogius
ani.social
raman_klogius@ani.social Joined: 2024-06-22 |
Very optimistic to have an 8th candle |
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Bricked
feddit.org
bricked@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-10-21 |
Very optimistic to have an 8th candle
The candles are only available in packs of 8. It's the smallest addressable unit of wax in many cake architectures |
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regdog
lemmy.world
regdog@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07 |
Who counts from right to left? Is this image mirrored? |
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regdog
lemmy.world
regdog@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07 |
Happy 136th birthday |
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yermaw
sh.itjust.works
yermaw@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-07-10 |
Who counts from right to left? Is this image mirrored?
Now that you mention it it is pretty fucky, but in every textbook thats tried to teach me counting in binary its gone from right to left. |
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ArrowMax
feddit.org
ArrowMax@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-24 |
Who counts from right to left? Is this image mirrored?
Even in decimal, the most-significant digit is to the left. Unless we are talking little-endian, which would start with the least-significant bit. |
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illpillow
lemmy.ml
illpillow@lemmy.ml Joined: 2025-03-23 |
Now that you mention it it is pretty fucky, but in every textbook thats tried to teach me counting in binary its gone from right to left.
Same here. University told me the lowest bit is on the right, the highest on the left. Never questioned it. |
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Bricked
feddit.org
bricked@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-10-21 |
Who counts from right to left? Is this image mirrored?
You will be surprised to hear that this is how we read decimal numbers too |
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calcopiritus
lemmy.world
calcopiritus@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-02 |
Now that you mention it it is pretty fucky, but in every textbook thats tried to teach me counting in binary its gone from right to left.
It's not. Numbers are arranged (both binary and base 10) with the most significant digit on the left. Whether you read the number from left to right or right to left is irrelevant and you can choose whichever one you want. But it is completely consistent with base 10 (normal numbers). |
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itkovian
lemmy.world
itkovian@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-08-25 |
I will grow older than 255 because then it will overflow and I become 0 years old. |
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SethranKada
lemmy.ca
SethranKada@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-05 |
Who counts from right to left? Is this image mirrored?
Binary is always right to left? I've never seen it written left to right at least. |
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banazir
lemmy.ml
banazir@lemmy.mlJoined: 2023-07-11 |
Oh, I like this. Nice. |
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RustySharp
programming.dev
RustySharp@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-19 |
Same here. University told me the lowest bit is on the right, the highest on the left. Never questioned it.
In kindergarten I was taught when reading the number 123, the lowest digit is on the right, and the highest on the left. Never questioned it either. |
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humanamerican
lemmy.zip
humanamerican@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-08-04 |
The candles are only available in packs of 8. It's the smallest addressable unit of wax in many cake architectures
Last birthday party I was at I just wanted a nibble of cake but they told me I had to take one or more bites. |
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humanamerican
lemmy.zip
humanamerican@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-08-04 |
Who counts from right to left? Is this image mirrored?
There are 3 leading "zeros" |
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ZILtoid1991
lemmy.world
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-16 |
Old man's last words on his 256th birthday: "Unhandled IntegerU8OverflowException, terminating application." |
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Ms. ArmoredThirteen
lemmy.zip
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-12-08 |
33 was a special year for me because it's the same forwards and backwards both in decimal and binary |
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adb
lemmy.ml
adb@lemmy.ml Joined: 2025-03-04 |
Who counts from right to left? Is this image mirrored?
Binary exists in both As explained below: Endianness is specifically the order of bytes. I was under the impression that it also implied a specific order of bits but anyways, the correct terms for this discussion is Least/Most Significant bit order. |
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meow
discuss.tchncs.de
meow@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2026-01-24 |
33 was a special year for me because it's the same forwards and backwards both in decimal and binary
1 is asswell :3 |
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tetris11
feddit.uk
tetris11@feddit.ukJoined: 2025-02-17 |
Last birthday party I was at I just wanted a nibble of cake but they told me I had to take one or more bites.
I'd have a few words with them, kick them right up their rear endian |
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CannonFodder
lemmy.world
CannonFodder@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-08-22 |
Binary exists in both big-endianLSb or little-endianMSb. In other words, both directions can be valid. As explained below: Endianness is specifically the order of bytes. I was under the impression that it also implied a specific order of bits but anyways, the correct terms for this discussion is Least/Most Significant bit order.
Ya, but we pretty much always write it with most significant on the left. The endianness is more to do with the order transmitted when serialized. Or are there cases where people actually write it backwards? |
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palordrolap
fedia.io
palordrolap@fedia.io Joined: 2024-08-13 |
The candles are only available in packs of 8. It's the smallest addressable unit of wax in many cake architectures
Although a processor might be nominally capable of accessing a bus of a certain width, it does not mean that all address or data lines need be connected. |
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Zier
fedia.io
Zier@fedia.ioJoined: 2023-06-17 |
1 is asswell :3
If 1 is asswell, then 2 is assgood, and 3 is the beginning of an orgy. |
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ITGuyLevi
programming.dev
ITGuyLevi@programming.dev Joined: 2023-08-02 |
Last birthday party I was at I just wanted a nibble of cake but they told me I had to take one or more bites.
I usually just gather a nibble by picking up a couple crumbs... I'll see myself out. |
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ITGuyLevi
programming.dev
ITGuyLevi@programming.dev Joined: 2023-08-02 |
Happy 136th birthday
Little-endian for the win! |
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raman_klogius
ani.social
raman_klogius@ani.social Joined: 2024-06-22 |
The candles are only available in packs of 8. It's the smallest addressable unit of wax in many cake architectures
Maybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren't born yet. 🤔 |
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Iron Lynx
lemmy.world
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-18 |
Maybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren't born yet. 🤔
Light all the candles as an announcement that you're gonna start having kids and hope she'll get pregnant in exactly three months. Not in 2, not in 4, but in 3 precisely. |
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HairyHarry
lemmy.world
HairyHarry@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-08-05 |
33 was a special year for me because it's the same forwards and backwards both in decimal and binary
00100001 Am I being dumb? How ist that the same forward and backwards? |
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wieson
feddit.org
wieson@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-24 |
00100001 Am I being dumb? How ist that the same forward and backwards?
If you drop leading zeros as you would in decimal |
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vrek
programming.dev
vrek@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Why do I confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is the same as Dec 25 |
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JasonDJ
lemmy.zip
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-01-16 |
Heh I've been making my wife do this since my 32nd birthday. She still doesn't understand binary and thinks I'm a nerd when I try to explain it to her. Maybe this year, when it's 1+8+32, things will click. |
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BlackVenom
lemmy.world
BlackVenom@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-23 |
Who counts from right to left? Is this image mirrored?
The people saying right to left is normal are either Australian or mirror universe folks. At least I thought that until I looked up ascii conversations and then just random converters .... How have I forgotten this? The pic is right... |
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SubArcticTundra
lemmy.ml
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlJoined: 2023-06-03 |
I'd actually quite like an overflowing cake thank you very much |
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HairyHarry
lemmy.world
HairyHarry@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-08-05 |
If you drop leading zeros as you would in decimal
Damn. I AM dumb. |
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xyx
sh.itjust.works
xyx@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-12-24 |
I'd actually quite like an overflowing cake thank you very much
thinking of getting older than 255? |
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Čauky Mňauky
lemmy.zip
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zipJoined: 2025-04-16 |
thinking of getting older than 255?
How about 4294967295? |
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sfbing
lemmy.world
sfbing@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-23 |
Even in decimal, the most-significant digit is to the left. Binary in text form is no exception to this. Unless we are talking little-endian, which would start with the least-significant bit.
Anyone who opens their egg on the small end deserves to be removed from our society. |
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Sam_Bass
lemmy.world
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-08 |
The BTUs alone will cook you til your juices evaporate |
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ratatouille
feddit.org
ratatouille@feddit.org Joined: 2025-05-15 |
I read 136 🤣 |
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flambonkscious
sh.itjust.works
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Why do I confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is the same as Dec 25
Ha🤣, that's great (once I was already thinking in binary/non-Dec numerals) |
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xyx
sh.itjust.works
xyx@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-12-24 |
How about 4294967295?
with 8 bit? true, with 32 bit you might have a chance to see the sun die, but.... there are just 8 candles |
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MousePotatoDoesStuff
lemmy.world
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-09 |
Because of the Hayflick limit, 7 candles should be enough... but only for now, hopefully. |
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VindictiveJudge
lemmy.world
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-30 |
Maybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren't born yet. 🤔
Given that typical gestation time is less than one year, that involves some planning and determination. |
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galacticbackhoe
lemmy.world
galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-09-21 |
I only buy ipv6 cakes, so I'm good. |
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vrek
programming.dev
vrek@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Ha🤣, that's great (once I was already thinking in binary/non-Dec numerals)
There is another joke there regarding the movie nightmare before Christmas but I'm not smart enough to figure it out. |
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oce 🐆
jlai.lu
oce@jlai.luJoined: 2023-07-07 |
Why do I confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is the same as Dec 25
Octal 31 = 3 x 8^1^ + 1 x 8^0^ = 24 + 1 = Decimal 25
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MaggiWuerze
feddit.org
MaggiWuerze@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-07-02 |
There are 3 leading "zeros"
Which would be ommited if they were on the end, so this reads 136 |
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MaggiWuerze
feddit.org
MaggiWuerze@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-07-02 |
Little-endian for the win!
Even in little endian you don't have trailing zeroes |
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glibg10b
lemmy.zip
glibg10b@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-05 |
Very optimistic to have an 8th candle
That's the sign bit. The cake is in two's complement |
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glibg10b
lemmy.zip
glibg10b@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-02-05 |
Binary exists in both big-endianLSb or little-endianMSb. In other words, both directions can be valid. As explained below: Endianness is specifically the order of bytes. I was under the impression that it also implied a specific order of bits but anyways, the correct terms for this discussion is Least/Most Significant bit order.
This is a single byte, so it's represented the same in big-endian vs little-endian. Endianness defines the order of bytes, not individual bits |
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