Two images of a man holding a stick that look like a large hammer. The caption reads "We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks."

If a serpent and an old woman asks for the stick give it to the woman.

H A M M E R

same comment from last time:

wow, pre-fused to a Hinox Horn!

https://sh.itjust.works/c/stick

I can hear Skyrim music.

Possessing that would have immediately declared you the King or Queen of the Playground when I was a kid. Nobody would have even thought to contest your rule.

!stick@sh.itjust.works

Literally Stormbreaker.

Except for a couple of envious kids trying to steal it

I feel more jealousy than when I found my wife in my best friend's bed.

And they would have suffered its wraith!

One stick to stick them all...

Assuming the photographer was his wife, can you imagine the conversation explaining why you need multiple pictures with a stick?

"You just wouldn't understand how important this moment is!"

Fetch the treasury! I must have it!

If an Old Man with 12 canaries asks for the stick, just give it to him. Don't talk to the canaries.

More like stickbreaker

He did it, he found the Warhammer Fourty Thousand.

A challenger approaches.

I honestly have never played Skyrim but I feel like I have to. I just can't find time between playing Nintendo, watching Youtube, and browsing Lemmy! And ignoring the constantly mounting pile of neglected paperwork.

Sure, if you are into slow mêlée builds...

He who can pull the sword from the stone shall be king, just as is written I shall obey.

Oh dang it's haunted

Yes, I expected this comment, thank you.
As a non-tanker, quick, high-crit, with some effect (freeze for example) sticks are preferred

Intelligence is knowing it will bring you power. Wisdom is knowing that it's far too light to be effective.

The search is officially over. Every kid's dream has finally been realized in one photo. That is a legendary find!

Thanks!

I wish the forums software would recognize links to other instances and add the correct reference (kind of like how it links to the original comment next to the poster's name.

Found the guy who rages at getting hit stunned.

posts

Might as well use a whole tree.

I hear Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song.

I don’t get it

The old woman is Thor in disguise and the serpent is his mortal enemy.

Oh I see, thanks !