cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/26305676

Two images of a man holding a stick that look like a large hammer. The caption reads "We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks."

Bring me Thanos!

And my axe.

Time to slay some Greek gods

I guess it works for him. What's his usecase?

It's almost too perfect...

Damn that’s a cool stick

Slop stick?

let's see him summon the bisexual frost with it.

ok I typed bi frost there.

IM NOT GAY

Sounds like something a gay person would say.

Of course not. You're bi.

Having a cool stick.

Hard to argue with that. I'm more of a Stick Maximalist. May everyone have as many sticks as they wish.

Have you tried?

How do you know youre straight without trying that hot gay sex?

Also gay <> bi, bi is straight++ (or gay++ depending on perspective I suppose)

Looks exactly like this

No. I'll never stop my quest.

I don't think it's AI. The guy and stick are consistent between the two images from different angles.

Stay strong pard

its 2026 its the pansexual frost now

ok i typed pan frost there

I mean, it's for science

The sexiest field of scientific discovery!

That stick is awesome. But no, the ideal stick of sticks is still easily able to be used as a walking stick/cane.

It is an ideal wooden battle-axe though

What if you're not attracted to men but just a gay sex enjoyer?

I mean... Who wouldn't enjoy incredibly satisfying sex?

Looks like a Brasseleur

Also i think ive seen that before ai got good eneugh for that

My immediate thought was battlehammer, but ok I see axe might be better.

The funny thing about autocorrect is that it's correct. Automatically.