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The Picard Maneuver piefed.world The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world
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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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Starfleet Command: “Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?”

Captain Kirk

Captain Picard

Captain Janeway

Sisko doesn’t go looking for shit, shit finds him. And Archer & Burnham have been read into the whole temporal prime directive thingy, they know what’s up.

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Skullgrid lemmy.world Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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Starfleet Command: “Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?” Captain Kirk Captain Picard Captain Janeway Sisko doesn’t go looking for shit, shit finds him. And Archer & Burnham have been read into the whole temporal prime directive thingy, they know what’s up.

Sisko doesn’t do liking for shit, shot finds him

And then he refuses to move on, and channel all his unethical shit into it instead of at his friends.

EDIT : He truly is the George W Bush of Star Trek protagonists. Yes, this is me kicking the beehive.

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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Sisko doesn’t do liking for shit, shot finds him And then he refuses to move on, and channel all his unethical shit into it instead of at his friends. EDIT : He truly is the George W Bush of Star Trek protagonists. Yes, this is me kicking the beehive.

God, autocorrect butchered that line for no reason.

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Olap lemmy.world Olap@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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Quick invert the deflector polarity!

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
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Starfleet Command: “Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?” Captain Kirk Captain Picard Captain Janeway Sisko doesn’t go looking for shit, shit finds him. And Archer & Burnham have been read into the whole temporal prime directive thingy, they know what’s up.

Starfleet Command Temporal Investigations: “Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?”

Captain Kirk

Captain Picard Sisko

Captain Janeway

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sad_detective_man sopuli.xyz sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2024-11-24
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Has it ever been all three at once?

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ummthatguy Moderator ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Has it ever been all three at once?

Hmmm... 2 and 3 is basically "11001001." The trifecta could arguably be Janeway during the events of "Bride of Chaotica" with the photonic lifeforms, so long as you accept that she eventually becomes an admiral.

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hakunawazo lemmy.world hakunawazo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
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Starfleet Command Temporal Investigations: “Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?” Captain Kirk Captain Picard Sisko Captain Janeway

Star Trek with all it's temporal anomalies and violations is in need of the TVA.

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ummthatguy Moderator ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
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Star Trek with all it's temporal anomalies and violations is in need of the TVA.

Mom: We have the TVA at home.

TVA at home:

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stupidcasey lemmy.world stupidcasey@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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But trust us StarTrek isn't propaganda from the corrupt elite ruling few and a totalitarian hell-scape anywhere but the Bridge of our flag ship.

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Lushed_Lungfish lemmy.ca Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-14
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Quick invert the deflector polarity!

And modulate the phase variance!

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Rednax lemmy.world Rednax@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
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And modulate the phase variance!

NOoo, not both!!! If we do that immediately, the episode will be over before Jeffrey Combs has even shown up.

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