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Jorunn (she/her) piefed.blahaj.zone WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-07
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A catgirl with a hook for a hand, a pirate hat, and a pirate skull and crossbones tattoo is laying in bed and crying. "Would you guys still like me if I had scurvy?... arrg... you probably wouldn't... whatever... just forget it... "
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Evil Kitty europe.pub Una@europe.pub
Joined: 2025-04-11
#2 · Quote Reply

meow
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TomMasz lemmy.world TomMasz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#3 · Quote Reply

Perhaps. At least until your teeth start falling out.
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OmegaMouse pawb.social OmegaMouse@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-01-04
#4 · Quote Reply

Eat some damn oranges
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unexposedhazard discuss.tchncs.de unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-01
#5 · Quote Reply
TomMasz wrote:
Perhaps. At least until your teeth start falling out.

Then the gluck gluck gets smoother tho
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unalivejoy lemmy.zip joyjoy@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-05
#6 · Quote Reply
OmegaMouse wrote:
Eat some damn oranges

Eat literally any fruit.
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siha feddit.uk siha@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-27
#7 · Quote Reply
unexposedhazard wrote:
Then the gluck gluck gets smoother tho

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Jorunn (she/her) Moderator WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-07
#8 · Quote Reply
OmegaMouse wrote:
Eat some damn oranges

No
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froufox lemmy.blahaj.zone froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-03-13
#9 · Quote Reply
Jorunn (she/her) wrote:
No

eate lemoné
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Gonzako lemmy.world Gonzako@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-17
#10 · Quote Reply

Nah, I got standards
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Omega piefed.blahaj.zone purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-08-07
#11 · Quote Reply

I have severe food limitation / eating disorder because of my autism. I've lost all of my teeth when I was 18, and I developed scurvy at 16. Yes, I would still like you if you had scurvy, but I can tell you this... You won't like scurvy. Just trust me on that one.
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anton lemmy.blahaj.zone anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-24
#12 · Quote Reply
Jorunn (she/her) wrote:
No

If you don't eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.
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husmus3274 lemmy.blahaj.zone husmus3274@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-02-11
#13 · Quote Reply

S-curvy you say?
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Dunstabzugshaubitze feddit.org Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-22
#14 · Quote Reply
anton wrote:
If you don't eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.

do i also get my daily rum ration?
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anton lemmy.blahaj.zone anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-24
#15 · Quote Reply
Dunstabzugshaubitze wrote:
do i also get my daily rum ration?

Obviously. Even stingiest the ships of the crown offer that much.
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Dunstabzugshaubitze feddit.org Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-22
#16 · Quote Reply
anton wrote:
Obviously. Even stingiest the ships of the crown offer that much.

stand fast the holy ghost!
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swab148 lemmy.dbzer0.com swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#17 · Quote Reply
husmus3274 wrote:
S-curvy you say?

I said consummate Vs, consummate!

^Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...^
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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#18 · Quote Reply
OmegaMouse wrote:
Eat some damn oranges

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Zizzy lemmy.blahaj.zone Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-08-30
#19 · Quote Reply
anton wrote:
If you don't eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.

Well now im avoiding the oranges
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redjard reddthat.com Redjard@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-08-06
#20 · Quote Reply
unalivejoy wrote:
Eat literally any fruit.

*eats peanuts*
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Michia66 programming.dev Michia66@programming.dev
Joined: 2026-02-25
Banned
#21 · Quote Reply
Omega wrote:
I have severe food limitation / eating disorder because of my autism. I've lost all of my teeth when I was 18, and I developed scurvy at 16. Yes, I would still like you if you had scurvy, but I can tell you this... You won't like scurvy. Just trust me on that one.
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FerretyFever0 fedia.io FerretyFever0@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-05-30
#22 · Quote Reply
Michia66 wrote:
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Get a job, you fucking loser.
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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#23 · Quote Reply

I would give you lemons, so many lemons... too many lemons in fact. It would leave you exclaiming to yourself' "What the hell am I going to do with all these lemons?"

I would respond by giving you another lemon.
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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#24 · Quote Reply
redjard wrote:
*eats peanuts*

ACKSHUALLY that's a legume. >:(
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Jorunn (she/her) Moderator WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-07
#25 · Quote Reply
snoons wrote:
I would give you lemons, so many lemons... too many lemons in fact. It would leave you exclaiming to yourself' "What the hell am I going to do with all these lemons?" I would respond by giving you another lemon.

I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I wanna see your manager! Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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brown567 sh.itjust.works brown567@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-28
#26 · Quote Reply
snoons wrote:
ACKSHUALLY that's a legume. >:(

All legumes are technically fruits, unfortunately
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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#27 · Quote Reply
brown567 wrote:
All legumes are technically fruits, unfortunately

Sounds like communism to me >:(
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𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him) lemmy.world glitchdx@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-20
#28 · Quote Reply
Jorunn (she/her) wrote:
I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I wanna see your manager! Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Obligatory https://youtu.be/HNEzD5n6SAs
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Voroxpete sh.itjust.works Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-07
#29 · (edited) Quote Reply
Dunstabzugshaubitze wrote:
do i also get my daily rum ration?

God dammit...

OK, here's your damn rum ration.

Trader Vic's Navy Grog (More or less)

  • 2oz Dark Rum
  • 1/2oz Grapefruit Juice
  • 1/4oz Lime Juice
  • 1/4oz Honey Syrup (1:1)

Shake over ice (that means put it in a cocktail shaker filled halfway up with ice cubes and shake until the outside starts to frost up a little). Strain into a rocks glass, or whatever the fuck you have lying around.

To make 1:1 honey syrup just mix warm (not boiling) water with honey in equal parts, so 1 cup honey to 1 cup water. Stir until fully dissolved, store in a squeezy bottle in the fridge.

This drunk is fucking delicious, it will fuck you up gloriously, and it'll stave off the scurvy, you filthy animal.
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